Someplace Worth Visiting

I love Post Secret, and yesterday there was a link for a worthy and interesting cause, orphaned pictures! Have you ever lost a camera, film, pictures, or a memory card? Visit Found Cameras and Orphan Pictures and perhaps you will be reunited with your long lost memories. Have you found someone's pictures? Drop them a line. You can read the details on the blog. In the spirit of community, I'd like to encourage you to write a brief post of your own, link to the site or send readers here if you're too lazy to explain the concept. I think it's a good thing.

Another random tidbit from Sam...Teddy Bear introduced me to Kate Nash a few days ago. It's not my normal cup of tea, but I have found myself enjoying the kicky/ranty/happiness/bitterness of it all. Especially "Dickhead" because we've all had times when we thought our significant other was a total, fucking DICKHEAD!*

Dickhead

Foundation


*This in no way reflects my current feelings toward Teddy Bear, who fixed the shit out of my poor ten-year old Honda Civic this weekend. Yay for the Happy Honda! Damn I need a new car.

Hangin' Brains

Have you noticed that scary bedtime stories are no longer in style? Scaring your children into good behavior is not quite as acceptable as it once was, and parents today are left with the daunting task of finding something, anything, to make our children behave. When we can't scare them with Boogey Monsters living under the bed or in the closet, we can't beat the shit out of them with a stick, we can't lock them in their rooms without supper (for a couple of days) what can a politically correct parent do? I have found the perfect solution for boys aged 11-15! Cisco Balls. During the prepubescent and early puberty stages, boys will do simply anything to fit in with their peers. Does your son need to:

• Clean his room
• Wash his hair
• Walk the dog
• Do the dishes
• Do his homework
• Turn off that damn rock music

Then you need Cisco Balls. Patented balls of doom and dismay, these balls will guarantee complete obedience from sons, step-sons, and the little red-headed boy down the street that walks funny and has a lisp. What better threat than "If you don't do as I say RIGHT NOW your balls are going to look like Cisco Adler's before you are 30 years old!" Are you ready to see this innovative product? I bet you are!

This link is NSFW. Or children, or people with morals, taste or a righteous fear of Satan. Click HERE.

*BTW, Cisco Adler is 29 years old according to multiple innernet sources.

BIg Dick Mature Suck

Today I wandered around to a bunch of the links on my blog to check in, say "hi" and make sure that my links were current. One of my links wasn't so much the link that I thought it was. Instead of "Feet On The Ground" I was smacked in the face by Big Dick Mature Suck. Ewe Girl was nice enough to concoct a story in which a large, mature man named Dick was sucking on a lollipop. I really don't want to think about big dick mature suck. It makes me think of a very elderly, frail man with a huge cock getting it sucked. As a young-ish lady of very modest language and actions, the pictures in my head of HUGE COCKS and OLD MEN are upsetting. I think I might need something to soothe my poor, ravaged psyche.

PS The link is gone, all you sick bastards! Stop looking! Stop it!