Smoky Smoke Smoking

Remember the picture I posted of the little mountain to the south of my house? Here's what it looks like now:
Notice the lack of mountain? Nice, huh? I have heard that evacuations have started in the most southern part of [redacted], however that has NOT been confirmed. The fire has not crested whatever the fuck it's name is Mountain at this point. See the sun? This picture was taken at about 4:00pm PST. It should be bright daylight outside.

My classes are canceled for the week, and Chicken's school is shut down tomorrow due to air quality. This morning the air was fairly decent, and by this afternoon it was like sitting around a campfire. I'm over this now, okay?

New House

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Remember how I moved (September 1st) and you asked for pictures and I said "yes" and then I promptly forgot to post them? Sorry! Here is a snapshot that Chicken took of me the morning of the move. Yes, it's not the best picture of me or the house, but LOOK! house! whee!

The wall behind me that looks yellow IS yellow but not THAT yellow. If you know what I mean. Also, Jeremy commented about me posting on topics that don't really move people to chime in and talk about stuff. Any topics that I should babble about? More pictures, road trips, school, penises (peni?), the big ole hairy vagina I saw one day in the locker room at the gym? I'm having trouble thinking with all the damn writing I am doing for school. Gah, the writing about feelings and teaching and learners and curriculum and culture and diversity and bah.

OMFG. Teddy Bear just walked up to me after farting and he trailed the shit (not literal shit, just the smell of it, fresh and rotting. Can things be fresh and rotting at the same time?) and STINKS Oh Lordy STENCH, I'm dying here. Fuck (I just had to put one "fuck" in there for good measure).