Update

Although I'm still mostly stuck in the house due to poor air quality outside and the Chicken's school is canceled until at least Monday, the fire danger seems to have passed. Thank goodness! More posting when the sun rises.

Fuckity Fuck Fuckers

I have the most fabulous audio file to share with you all. Most FABULOUS. I stole borrowed it from Eliza at her Doolittle blog. So funny. Ha ha ha. Oh, I guess you want it, huh? Okay, clicky here.

Fire update: Although I was urged to "STOP, DROP AND ROLL" by the aforementioned Eliza, I have not yet begun to burn. The mountain to the south is still looking ominously BAD and SCARY but I am holding fast. I am also stuck the fuck inside the house because the last fires resulted in one Sam entering the yucky hospital with lung badness. And forevermore I shall pay more for health/life insurance because my asthma, once thought to be "just fine but a little fucked off" now is "bad enough to send one to the hospital" and therefore life-threatening and let's charge her quadruple because the Insurance Industry in the U.S. sucks my ever-loving asshole.

Reader's Digest Version: Not on fire.

Fuego!

Some of you know that when I lived in San Diego, the area that I lived in was Rancho Bernardo. You might have seen it on the news today, as the area has been evacuated. My mother (who is still living there) was evacuated at 6:00am this morning with only a change of clothes, makeup, and pictures. Personally, I would have said "Fuck the makeup" but then I'm a minimalistic bird when it comes to makeup. I am safe but stuck in the house, and I will continue to blog, post pictures and video(if I can make the video work for me). My school is shut down so now that midterms are over, I've got a bit of time on my hands.

The winds here are crazy, and this video is tame compared to earlier today and last night.

Oh yay! I've got the video up. I just walked into my backyard and took a quick video of my neighbor's trees. Chicken is in the background yelling "Hello blogland" and asking why it is so cool outside and so fucking hot inside that we had to turn on the air conditioning. I tell him that it is because the house is shut up. /end video