Gee, How'd Ya Figure That One Out?

Here is a partial page from one of my scrapbooks, depicting a five year-old Chicken on Halloween 2001. He wanted to be a rainbow kitty cat, so we made him a costume. Now look at these pics and tell me that you wouldn't have thought, "Dude. I totally think my kid is a homo*!"

*Yes I use the word homo, but not in a disparaging way. More like, "Super cool homos unite!" than "stupid homos!"