Rain, Rain, Go The Fuck Away

Note: It just rained. My body is fucking killing me. I took two darvocets. The following writing I cannot be held responsible for in any way including a lack of spelling skills, grammar issues, run-on sentences, and general fuckery of the English language.

1) Watching Bones and a character just used the term, "bump uglies." Seriously? Did I hear that right? On network television they used bump uglies? Also, spell check says that I spelled "uglies" right the first time but not the second or third and I cannot see the difference. Moving on...

2) Recently I have had a spambot issue on an old post of mine. The first time I was a little irritated, but it reminded me that a lot of my older stuff is still missing pictures from when I was in the teaching credential program and removed all of the photos that showed my darling face. So, put the picture back in and left it at that. Or so I thought. The fucking spambots came and commented again. And again. It seemed a little tacky to me. You see, the post is Posting From Colorado, where I announce that I buried my dad that day and show a picture of me at his grave. Seriously rude, right?

I finally realized that I can close comments on that post alone, did so, and now the problem is over. I think. You might be tempted to recommend that I turn on comment verification, but I already explained my issues with that ridiculousness.

The End