Quick! And Off I Go!
I totally fucking missed my four year blogging anniversary. Shit cunt face dammit all to hell. There. I feel better. I have only a moment because I need to pack and get ready to visit the MIL and step-FIL in Central CA for the weekend.
Guess what? I got a new car!! For the first time since January 2001. (And even that was a used car.) I gave them my 1998 Honda Civic and they gave me a nifty 2009 Subaru Forester. The link is for a 2010 but it is the same difference. Oh, and I have to make lease payments for three years. And blow the sales manager twice a month. But, whatever! A car! YAY! I'll post pics soonly. (That is a word in my world. I swear. Soonly! Like soon, but an adverb version of it.) I will try to remember to tell you how awesome the dealership treated me. Seriously. AWESOME. If you want a Subaru and you're in southern California, go there and ask for Carl. I love him long time.
Speaking of awesome, Thank You! For all the advice. I really, really, really appreciate it. It is nice to hear that I'm being prudent and such as opposed to a total cunt-faced bitch. I can always count on my bloggy peeps! Now, off to continue laundry and packing and OMG I'm going to fondle my car. In front of the neighbors.
Guess what? I got a new car!! For the first time since January 2001. (And even that was a used car.) I gave them my 1998 Honda Civic and they gave me a nifty 2009 Subaru Forester. The link is for a 2010 but it is the same difference. Oh, and I have to make lease payments for three years. And blow the sales manager twice a month. But, whatever! A car! YAY! I'll post pics soonly. (That is a word in my world. I swear. Soonly! Like soon, but an adverb version of it.) I will try to remember to tell you how awesome the dealership treated me. Seriously. AWESOME. If you want a Subaru and you're in southern California, go there and ask for Carl. I love him long time.
Speaking of awesome, Thank You! For all the advice. I really, really, really appreciate it. It is nice to hear that I'm being prudent and such as opposed to a total cunt-faced bitch. I can always count on my bloggy peeps! Now, off to continue laundry and packing and OMG I'm going to fondle my car. In front of the neighbors.
Labels: Greedy Bitch, Mah Peeps, The Car
posted by Sam at
7:56 PM
8 Comments:
sooooooooooo jealous of your new car. i'm stuck driving a POS corolla till it dies or a miracle happens. either way, it won't be for a very long time. you need to post pics so i can live vicariously through you... if only you could put up a "scratch and sniff" for that new car smell... sigh.
OOooooohhhh. I'm jealous of your new car. I have a 2005 Forrester and love it but would love to have a new upgraded model. Have fun with it.
Whore. <3
What?!!?? You didn't get a minivan???
(I made my husband promise me he'd never make me drive a minivan!)
The Forrester is so much better. My best friend has one and she loves it. I've driven it quite a bit while visiting her and I have to say, nice wheels. :-)
PS - I am pretty sure a bale of straw will fit in the back too. ;-)
Congrats on your blog anniversary - a new car seems like an appropriate gift!
AH, but do you blow the sales manager BEFORE or after your fondle the care, and most importantly, which one counts as the foreplay?
:)
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LMAO I have as of yet to fondle my car but I looooove it!!! It's a Toyota RAV and OMG I love driving it, music blaring and all.
1st car I drive that I chose and actualy really wanted.
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