Fuuuuck Me
I am totally posting tomorrow. I swear. In the meantime, a very short and inappropriate story to tide you over:
H2's cat (which was originally my cat but she decided to love him instead) is dying. Or dead. He might have put her down today. I'm not sure. But yesterday I drove Chicken to see her before she went to the great beyond. She has been in his life since he was 4 or 5 years old, and this was traumatic for him. (this gets funny! don't cry!) When we saw Zada (the cat) she had a lion cut to reduce the spring shedding/licking/barfing cycle. As a very fluffy cat, the lion cut looks a little....ridiculous. So Chicken says, "Maybe she is dying of embarrassment." OMFG. That is totally my kid.
Aren't we adorable? That's us at the NIN concert. Or, us in the parking lot in my car right after I pumped at the NIN concert. Which I had Chicken take pictures of (the pumping, not the actual bewbies). Must document the ridiculous, right? See Chicken's missing tooth? That fucker fell out in December and is just now coming into place. According to the orthodontist that is normal for canines. Who knew? Also, this angle is perfect for my face. Look! Only one chin! But. Not so good for Chicken's face. Oh well. As long as I look stellar, right?
PS Don't hate me. I will be a real, live, blogger again. Pinkie swear.
PPS I got the most awesome new purse today. Bright green outside, pink inside. TB says, "It looks like a frog's vagina." ASSHOLE.
H2's cat (which was originally my cat but she decided to love him instead) is dying. Or dead. He might have put her down today. I'm not sure. But yesterday I drove Chicken to see her before she went to the great beyond. She has been in his life since he was 4 or 5 years old, and this was traumatic for him. (this gets funny! don't cry!) When we saw Zada (the cat) she had a lion cut to reduce the spring shedding/licking/barfing cycle. As a very fluffy cat, the lion cut looks a little....ridiculous. So Chicken says, "Maybe she is dying of embarrassment." OMFG. That is totally my kid.
Aren't we adorable? That's us at the NIN concert. Or, us in the parking lot in my car right after I pumped at the NIN concert. Which I had Chicken take pictures of (the pumping, not the actual bewbies). Must document the ridiculous, right? See Chicken's missing tooth? That fucker fell out in December and is just now coming into place. According to the orthodontist that is normal for canines. Who knew? Also, this angle is perfect for my face. Look! Only one chin! But. Not so good for Chicken's face. Oh well. As long as I look stellar, right?
PS Don't hate me. I will be a real, live, blogger again. Pinkie swear.
PPS I got the most awesome new purse today. Bright green outside, pink inside. TB says, "It looks like a frog's vagina." ASSHOLE.
Labels: My Pussy Hurts, Pictures
posted by Sam at
11:37 PM
16 Comments:
oh frog vagina... that's horrifically awesome. need evidence of this purse, say, in photo form?
dude
you were gone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long. Don't do that again.
& pumping at NIN? Only you.
GIIIRL!!
It was about time you updated from the NIN concert. Another fantabulous photo of you and chicken. Sorry about the pet, I think there are enough animals in your house to get him through. Post, Post, Post !!!
be well
Jeremy
I was getting worried here... But all seems to be well in your world. :-)
Love the shades! Miss your funnehs, but know you are busy with your hunnehs. I rhymed.
So glad to see you posting again! Sorry to hear about the pet. :( That sucks.
YAY NIN! We've seen them twice now! Very cool!
that's funny. Oh and I laughed so hard at the thing about the frogs vagina at work last night.
Chicken would so be welcome at our family funerals! Or, I would welcome him, anyway. Not sure about the rest of the family - some of them tend to be a bit humorless about death.
Yeah, blog some more,
xx
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Do frogs have vaginas? Or do they have some kind of external sex organ whereby they drop eggs under a rock somewhere and later get around to fertilizing them?
Totally a rhetorical question.
Anyway, I wish I could get a picture of myself with only one chin. That would be great.
cute pics of you guys!
sorry to hear about da cat :(
Isn't it tomorrow already? Where's your new post? :)
~ Sucks rocks about the cat.
~ You and Chicken look fabulous.
~ Pumping rocks. I have pumped just about everywhere. lol
~ Frog's vagina? OMG.
peace...
Pru got a lion cut the other day. I think she looks adorable. She was actually giddy after the drugs wore off, so friendly and lovey. I think she just felt SO MUCH BETTER with the big mats gone. Plus, she proved she's skinnier than Momo.
I think it's absolutely precious that you two are gettin' ready for some hardcore rockin' and there's this cute little monkey toy peeking there in the background.
Out of all that, what caught my attention was that it's normal for canines to take awhile. WHEW. One of my kids lost his and I have been, like, "WHERE ARE THE REPLACEMENTS??? IF NONE, PLS SEND REFUND KTHX."
Good hair.
Good teeth.
Good photo!
I have a pair of paisley-print frog vagina flats (they have a matching purse too). I will never be able wear them again without thinking frog vagina! Too funny!
Sorry about the kitty. I have my Mom's favorite kitty. She passed away in 2001. I took in all three of her kitties. The other (younger two) passed several years ago. I tell the ancient one all the time that she left him for me because she knows I need him more than she does right now. He is 21 ... I know it could be any day and I will be a wreck when it happens. :-(
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