The Big One

I normally don't include ultrasound pics on this blog, mostly because not all readers want to be smacked in the face with BABY! But this pick is so representative of my child, I had to include it here. The rest will be posted here for your viewing pleasure. Remember that ancient great-grandmother types read the baby's blog, so curb your fucking enthusiasm, okay?



Now tell me that there is any doubt in your mind that this picture is a full frontal "Here is my scrotum and penis" view. Today's ultrasound was amazing. I've been waiting forfuckingever for this one, the super long here are all the parts and let's measure them ultrasound. The other ones have always been a quick and dirty on a rinky-dinky machine-which is awesome but not quite the same. Kind of like jerking off versus an hours long intimate encounter with a loved one or two.

I got to see Egg swallow, people. Fucking swallow. Like little lips moving and WOW I am still stunned. There is a PERSON in my uterus. Egg is now moving around to the point where I can feel heels/knees/bony something or other with my hand as opposed to just a quick POP! to the bladder which could be caused by a reptile or eating my food while it is still mooing. This makes all the pain more manageable, the interaction with Egg and the belly rolls and SQUUEEE! I am feeling mushy and good about it all.

It helps even more that Egg has moved further down, putting pressure on my inner thighs and pelvic floor (AKA Teh Pussy) instead of my hips. While it still hurts, the pain is reduced and I can walk a little easier. YAY for walking! I'm still a cranky, tired, hurty bitch I am a happier bitch. And that is good news, indeed.