Total Dick Move
Teddy Bear is in Alabama right now. We were talking on the phone when he mentioned plans to have Ruth's Chris for dinner. Fucking asshole. Then he started to ask me for advice regarding taking a nap before dinner. WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE?! Like sleeping and Ruth's Chris aren't two of the most awesome things in the world and my ass is stuck driving to my mother's to attend a candle party this evening. I can't even drink to dull the pain, fuckwad. My response to Teddy Bear:
"I would rather you say that you are going to a dirty whore house and get your dick sucked than going to Ruth's Chris after taking a fucking nap you asshole. That would be more acceptable in my opinion."
Fucker.
"I would rather you say that you are going to a dirty whore house and get your dick sucked than going to Ruth's Chris after taking a fucking nap you asshole. That would be more acceptable in my opinion."
Fucker.
Labels: Penis, Suck Ass, Teddy Bear
posted by Sam at
2:59 PM
4 Comments:
OMB, Ruth's Chris is only THE MOST AWESOME PLACE ON THE PLANET! There are times I question my decision to move to a foreign country for love*, simply because there is NO RUTH'S CHRIS! Or Target. That sucks as well. I just saw the words "Ruth's Chris" on your blog and starting wigging out. And salivating.
Anyway, my point is, TB is asking for a beat down.Oh my god I dream about that steak. And the skinny skinny shoe string potatoes. Xmas 2006, Tessa and I got drunk and had steak and THEN went xmas shopping. It was the best shopping ever.
*kidding. I love my sweet canadian baby.
Oh my God - I'm sitting at work messing around on the computer - and even I am mad at TB for flaunting naps and steak!
And I don't have to see my Mom today OR smell candles. Plus I'll probably have a beer.
Shit. Now you're gonna hate me now too!!! Whoops.
ROFLMAO. I just tried to read this out loud to my husband but I couldn't get through it because I was laughing so hard.
LMAO..
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