Realtor Don'ts

Our brand new realtor (new to us, not new to the world), went on vacation and left us with Cuntilina. Cuntilina was supposed to meet us at Teddy Bear's office at 5pm. She was late. Teddy Bear called her cell phone and her work phone and got voicemail. We waited. At 5:20pm Cuntilina waltzed in the door. Teddy Bear remarked that we tried to reach her and she said, "Oh, my cell phone doesn't work up here." Up where? The upper atmosphere? Are we on a space station? Too bad we called her 15 minutes before she arrived. As we walked through the front door to our cars her purse made an odd sound. It was her cell phone ringing. "Oh, I guess cell phones do work here" she laughed. Nice one, Cuntilina.