Letter To My Left Tit
Dear Lefty,
I understand that you are looking forward to the day that you can provide sustenance and comfort to a baby. Nursing can be a rewarding experience. What I don't understand is your desire to prove your ability at this point in time. Yes, you are the overachieving tit. You are bigger than your right counterpart. Congratulations on that accomplishment. However, I do not currently have a need for milk. My shirt is not thirsty and becomes cold and slightly miserable when wet. Let me remind you that I am expecting the baby to arrive in early 2009. It is currently August of 2008. I understand that calculating time is not your greatest strength, so let me make this completely clear for you.
STOP IT. TOO SOON. NO NEED MILK NOW.
Love,
Your body
I understand that you are looking forward to the day that you can provide sustenance and comfort to a baby. Nursing can be a rewarding experience. What I don't understand is your desire to prove your ability at this point in time. Yes, you are the overachieving tit. You are bigger than your right counterpart. Congratulations on that accomplishment. However, I do not currently have a need for milk. My shirt is not thirsty and becomes cold and slightly miserable when wet. Let me remind you that I am expecting the baby to arrive in early 2009. It is currently August of 2008. I understand that calculating time is not your greatest strength, so let me make this completely clear for you.
STOP IT. TOO SOON. NO NEED MILK NOW.
Love,
Your body
posted by Sam at
11:01 PM
5 Comments:
Heh. I don't think your boobs are going to listen. LOL.
Ahh....those were the good ol' days....I remember them wetly....I mean fondly. Bless your heart. And your boobs.
OMG, I call mine Lefty, too. Oddly, the right one does not have a name. Hmm.
Too cute, Sam, honestly.
And I know you're all about the
cuteness.
:)
Cathi
GAWD, I have the opposite problem. My left tit (Lucielle) makes a piddly amount of milk while my right (Rochelle) can crank out copious amounts.
What happened to biological symmetry? My boobages didn't get the message.
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