Not A Random Event

Remember the Lenscrafters technician that asked me about IVF last week? I had decided that her comment was a random event and that she was a perfectly normal human being (relatively speaking). Then I saw her again today. She was adjusting my glasses when Chicken noticed an interestingly shaped glasses case. We commented that it looked like a pill. Ms. Technician stating that in her opinion it looked like a suppository. I made a super subtle motion (pointing down to the cooterus area and then up again) to Chicken to explain what a suppository was so he could keep up with the story that was unfolding. I quietly explained that it was a medicine thing, not a fun thing.

Ms. Technician went on to state that as a child she had terrible tummy pain that was not helped by oral remedies and that she had to turn to suppositories to alleviate the issue. It was tramatic for her she said. Uh...er...um... Thankssomuchbyenow!

Don't get me wrong, she was very nice and I was not in the least offended. Chicken's face was so red from laughing and shock that I grabbed a mirror for him. The conversation made our day. As we walked out the door, I said to him, "I am SO blogging this."