How I Utterly Failed As A Parent

Tonight I let Chicken watch the most recent episode of Weeds. The show typically contains the activities of a housewife turned pot dealer and some rather interesting humor but overall nothing terrible. No sex, no nudity, and mostly just raunchy conversation. Although I rarely let Chicken watch adult television I was feeling generous and I knew the show would amuse him.

Holy fuck, people. Let's do a recap of the things that were featured on Weeds this week, shall we? Obviously, this post contains spoilers. Go watch the episode and I'll see you in 1/2 hour, okay? Tonight, in Sam's living room Weeds contained:

• A naked rear view of a man within the first 5 seconds.
• A 17 year old boy fucking and going down on a neighbor lady that has a 10 year old child. Naked rear view of man/boy while eating pussy. No pussy or boobies were visible. In fact, there wasn't even a female ass completely naked. Hmph.
  
• A woman in black lace panties being spanked by a man. Both parties enjoyed the spanking. Later, the woman displays her red/bruised bottom with a grin on her face.
  
• Two children (aged 13 ish, a boy and a girl) looking at nude pictures of the boy's mother (the pictures are 20 years old approx).
• The 13 year old girl is a lesbian and really enjoys the pictures of the boy's mother and leers at the mother the next time she sees her in person.
  
• Later, the 13ish year old boy views the pictures of his mother while in bed and then it is insinuated that he starts to masturbate.
• Two men in bed making out, a king-sized bottle of lube at the bedside (TB says it was king-sized, I had no feeling on the matter).

I am not including the offers of sex, talk of sex, or other nonspecific sexual innuendo. Please note that I am happy that there were non-hetero sex acts/thoughts/etc. going on during the episode. If I had watched it without Chicken my only objection would have been the boy jerking it to the pictures of his mother because that is out of my personal realm of sexual comfort. That being said, HOLY FUCK PEOPLE!! I should also mention that I have no issues with pot and would love to see it legalized in the United States. If I wanted a prescription for medicinal marijuana in California I could obtain one due to my fibromyalgia - according to my rheumatologist.

At the end of the day, I kept watching Weeds with Chicken thinking that it simply could not get worse and wow I was wrong. Today, I failed as a parent. There is always tomorrow to fuck it up equally as well.