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Teddy Bear and I are currently working on our respective weights. I'm trying to gain a decent amount of weight and he is trying to lose some weight. In case you were wondering, I am 5'4" and small boned, TB is 6'3" and big boned with more muscle than a video game playing computer geek should rightly possess. This post isn't so much about weight as it is the funny little man that I married.

Sam: this mornings weight: 137.2

Teddy Bear: i weighed 157.8 this mornin

Sam: awesome
you = right direction
...
um, honey
did you remove a leg this morning?
or both legs?

Teddy Bear: hehe
257.8 then
whoops

Sam: yeah

Teddy Bear: had teh penis on the counter ;)

Sam: LMAO