Two Six Hundred

This is my 600th post. I am not a huge celebrator of anniversaries or numbers or quite frankly, any fucking thing. But six hundred is a fuckton of writing. I can't believe that my blog is almost three years old. Although my blogging has waned at times, I have never once (to my spotty recollection) considered throwing in the towel. Either than means I'm too stubborn or too lazy to quit. Whatever. I have learned to make sentences out of single words. I have learned just how much skin I am willing to show off to the world, and how little I care that I am spewing my personal business for all the innernets to see.

I've also realized that I censor some things, while other things just fall the fuck out of my brain and I plain forget to post them. Like the new car. We bought a car a week or two ago, new to us not brand new. And I never posted about it. I'm not posting about it now, although I plan on taking a picture of the missing door handle and posting about that in short order. Teddy Bear is quite well known for breaking shit. There is a technical term for it (help me out here Eliza) but I like to call it "Bull in a china shop" syndrome. Where Teddy Bear is the Bull and the china shop is the world. Shit, the car is probably parked in the driveway and I could take a picture of it and post it right now. Except for the fact that I am horizontal and clad only in my skull and crossbones with a Santa hat undies, tucked warmly into bed and I am NOT moving for your entertainment people.

Back to the door handle. TB was attempting to open the driver's side car door and he ripped off the handle. This was the fucking FOURTH handle that he has removed accidentally in his very short lifetime. Luckily for him, he has never done it to my car, but he has done it to friends vehicles. The new handle has been procured and will be installed by us this weekend, but WTF, man! Sometimes, I think about the possibility of TB handling a newborn baby and then the world goes all black and HEY! he wouldn't break a baby would he?