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How the man interprets my directions to locate a perfectly ripe avocado at the grocery store when he doesn't eat them:
"Firm yet squishy-OH! you mean find an avocado that feels like titties."
Exactly, honey. Like titties. Except not my titties, because you are not fucking touching them until the HOLY SHIT soreness goes away.
"Firm yet squishy-OH! you mean find an avocado that feels like titties."
Exactly, honey. Like titties. Except not my titties, because you are not fucking touching them until the HOLY SHIT soreness goes away.
Labels: Teddy Bear, WTF
posted by Sam at
6:00 PM
4 Comments:
Whose tits? Not my tits, that would be a way too ripe avocado. maybe like fake titties. those are firmer with some give.
Um, yeah, I dunno what kinda krpptonite titties you have my friend, but if it felt like mine ya wouldn't want it in your guacamole. Maybe TB just has titties on the brain.
For the longest time my hubs referred to mine as "flapjacks". I mean, they're small, yes, but not "flappy" or what have you. So finally one day I asked him what the hell he meant by it. He replied that he thought it was a compliment, because he likes flapjacks (or pancakes) and he likes my boobs... Dumbass.
Anyway, just returning the visit from NCLM. Your writing cracks me up! So I'll definitely be back. And congrats on your pregnancy! :)
Yeah...well...just let TB know that the way to pick the perfect head of lettuce is by comparing the weight of the head.
Which is, coincidentally, also the perfect way of picking Schvanschtookers as well.
Heh heh;)
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