Touch A Damn Dick
Dear Fuckers *ahem* Lovely Readers,
I spent MANY seconds updating my template and installing Twitter in order to better serve you, the non-paying customer. However, at this time TWO (2) of you have commented-stifling my ability/desire/what the fucking ever/etc. to respond to you. You suck my ass. All of you. Ass suckers. For your transgressions, I have a video for you to enjoy.
This is what happens when you ask Google to search for "suck ass".
Love,
Sam
I spent MANY seconds updating my template and installing Twitter in order to better serve you, the non-paying customer. However, at this time TWO (2) of you have commented-stifling my ability/desire/what the fucking ever/etc. to respond to you. You suck my ass. All of you. Ass suckers. For your transgressions, I have a video for you to enjoy.
This is what happens when you ask Google to search for "suck ass".
Love,
Sam
Labels: Rambling, Stupid Twats, Suck Ass, WTF
posted by Sam at
11:07 PM
9 Comments:
Sorry--real men don't twitter. However I'll touch my damned dick!
Um, what is Twitter? It sounds like something a porn start would do....
Get off my damn lawn, you twitterer!
*pulls up granny pants*
u r stoopid.
twitter?? wtf??
but oh so friendly that you respond to the comments in an ahhh shall I say novel way???
and you're welcome for the article
happy baby making :-)
I'm following you now on Twitter...dammit ;P
Twitter...that sounds really familiar to me. Where have I heard that before...Oh yes!
Bambi!...when they were talking about some of the animals being Twitterpated.
That just sounds all flavors of things I'd rather not indulge.
touching dicks?
porn?
twittering as a porn concept?
granny panties?
baby making?
flavors?
*sigh*
i love this blog.
you funny.
twitter freaks me out, but rock on with your twitter self.
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