Fried Chicken
*I am not really here, just passing through, nothing to see. Except for this itty, bitty post.*
Chicken missed a few of his spelling words during a pre-test on Monday. One of the amazing, newfangled, high tech ways that Chicken's Language Arts teacher helps her students to spell new words is to make them write each word in a sentence. Gee, that sounds like something I did in 6th grade. In 1940! (Just kidding! I'm not that old.) Chicken's goal in life is to write as few sentences as possible. The following two are his handiwork:
1. I have never seen a very religious pigeon in a reference book.
2. One of my favorite pastimes is to give under-privileged people preferable occurrences, such as a nice dinner.
Why write 7 sentences when you can get the job done in 2? I'm not advocating creating fucked-up sentences to cut corners, but I do enjoy the way he kludges the sentences together. I mean, who HAS seen a religious pigeon in a reference book lately? Not me!
Chicken missed a few of his spelling words during a pre-test on Monday. One of the amazing, newfangled, high tech ways that Chicken's Language Arts teacher helps her students to spell new words is to make them write each word in a sentence. Gee, that sounds like something I did in 6th grade. In 1940! (Just kidding! I'm not that old.) Chicken's goal in life is to write as few sentences as possible. The following two are his handiwork:
1. I have never seen a very religious pigeon in a reference book.
2. One of my favorite pastimes is to give under-privileged people preferable occurrences, such as a nice dinner.
Why write 7 sentences when you can get the job done in 2? I'm not advocating creating fucked-up sentences to cut corners, but I do enjoy the way he kludges the sentences together. I mean, who HAS seen a religious pigeon in a reference book lately? Not me!
posted by Sam at
5:18 PM
6 Comments:
He's brilliant!
Put that kid in advanced classes. If there is one thing my dad always taught me, it's to work smarter, not harder.
Ah that kid is too smart for his own good thinks me!
Hah, I'm glad I'm not the only one that can't consistently spell religion.
he really is brilliant.
gus needs her teeth cleaned. fyi.
Ahhhh...he literally multi-tasks!
Get it? Literally?
Ha! I kill me.
Okay.
I'll stop now.
i can't spell occurrence, either. i feel his pain.
definitely working smart, not hard.
now THAT is a life skill!! spellcheck can take care of the other skill!
go chicken, go!!!
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