New Year's Resolutions
I'm not the type to make resolutions and keep them, so generally I don't even bother with them. Of course, you will probably look back at my archives and find year after year of hopeful resolutions because I am a total ass and I have little to no memory. Let's not think about that, okay? Forgotten! Whee!
1. Get good and knocked up. Preferably by Teddy Bear.
2. Finish my Teaching Credential program (totally doable if my body cooperates, the program starts this month and ends mid December 2008)
3. Improve the quality and quantity of my sex life. Preferably with Teddy Bear. I am not complaining as much as recognizing that my FMS impacts my sex life in a very bad way.
4. Find some way of taming the shrew that is my FMS. Behind the scenes I have been stealthily investigating some alternative medicine that I will soon (maybe?) be discussing here.
5. Blog about the fifteen million things that are in my head that I need to get OUT, OUT OUT!! Including my infamous trip to Doolittleville, USA.
6. Lame mommy alert!! Finish journaling older scrapbooks.
That is all I have for now, I might update as I think of more things. I think I'll keep this post on top for a while just to nudge me in the right direction. Have any suggestions for additional resolutions? What are you resolving to do or not do this year?
1. Get good and knocked up. Preferably by Teddy Bear.
2. Finish my Teaching Credential program (totally doable if my body cooperates, the program starts this month and ends mid December 2008)
3. Improve the quality and quantity of my sex life. Preferably with Teddy Bear. I am not complaining as much as recognizing that my FMS impacts my sex life in a very bad way.
4. Find some way of taming the shrew that is my FMS. Behind the scenes I have been stealthily investigating some alternative medicine that I will soon (maybe?) be discussing here.
5. Blog about the fifteen million things that are in my head that I need to get OUT, OUT OUT!! Including my infamous trip to Doolittleville, USA.
6. Lame mommy alert!! Finish journaling older scrapbooks.
That is all I have for now, I might update as I think of more things. I think I'll keep this post on top for a while just to nudge me in the right direction. Have any suggestions for additional resolutions? What are you resolving to do or not do this year?
Labels: About Me, Off To Doolittleville, One Sickly Bitch, School, Teddy Bear
posted by Sam at
1:51 PM
7 Comments:
You forgot to mention your gratuitous HNT photographic collection for 2008!
tee hee
Jeremy
Regarding #6 - My eyes! My eyes!
Are you starting these reservations, oops, resolutions next month Sam?
I'm usually lost with dates
however I know that it is
January.. isn't it ?
Let's see - this year,
I resolve to not play
field hockey. Yep, that's
it!
Happy New Year Sam,
Hope ALL your wishes come true!
xxCathixx
in Canada
Good luck with all of 'em! ESpecially the ones involving sex (because those are always my favorites).
First, B of A sucks donkey balls.
Second, Happy New Year! I hope 2008 is everything you hope for and more.
Me? I just resolve to come "see" you more often. Or, at least TRY... ;)
yo, sam! thanks for stopping by. now i'm here.
i am all for improving the quality of one's sex life. fuck yeah!
i like the word "shrew."
i'm pretty sure you didn't actually post this from the future, but your blog says you did...
preferably by Teddy Bear, huh? Nice. I'm sending fertile thoughts your way.
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