Pecker
Chicken is at the table working on his homework and Teddy Bear stands up and starts to take off his belt. Chicken ignores him, because for some reason in this house we just haven't gotten into that whole beating thing. Next year, I promise! So Teddy Bear says ominously, "There is a reason I'm taking my belt off." Chicken replies, "Yeah, you wanna do hot stuff with my mommy and with your belt on your pecker is all smooshed."
Now, do you correct him because:
Now, do you correct him because:
- Teddy Bear's pecker is not strapped down by his belt
- Chicken said "pecker"
- Chicken apparently thinks that we're going to head off to the bedroom in the middle of math homework to get our nasty on...
Labels: Chicken, School, Teddy Bear, WTF
posted by Sam at
10:27 PM
8 Comments:
i am speechless.
and laughing.
i cannot get the phrase "hot stuff with my mommy" out of my head.
awesome.
Correct Chicken for not showing respect to Teddy Bear. The Chicken response was more than a simple request for information. It was talking back.
You might correct Teddy Bear for being melodramatic.
And you might bake a batch of brownies. Brownies might not hold your friends together, but they won't hurt. And besides, you can snitch one or three. If you have to make a third batch, no one has to know that wasn't the original plan. Maybe you can get Teddy Bear to clean the pans. With his belt!
OH*MY*GOD!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!! :-) I am laughing my ass off here. That Chicken is awesome! He would keep me in giggles.
mmmmmmmm.......brownies.....
oh. sorry.
i just want to know if Chicken was right or not.
hmmm nice description: do hot stuff...
At least he has no resentment what so ever towards his stepdad, very cool.
Getting ready for your quizes??
Suuuuuuuuuure blame your friends who are falling apart. You know, the other ones you're helping hold up and not FORGETTING TO CALL BACK. Lucky them. But I'll always feel a boob. Ahhhh...now I'm not even mad anymore.
My husband decided to take off his belt over homework compliance issues, and asked the first-grader whether they understood what would happen after Daddy took his belt off. The two-year-old piped up and said "you pants will faw down!" We were all laughing so hard we forgot to beat the kid. Whoops.
you know, i don't think i could punish the kid. i'd be too busy laughing my ass off.
boob rubs make everything better.
LOL!
I love chickens!
Mine...and yours!
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