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Well, Teddy Bear and I are alone on a rainy Sunday afternoon and we decide to watch a movie together. TB has recently procured a few films and we started to watch Iwo Jima. I am a huge Clint Eastwood fan, TB got the movie specifically for me, and I was excited to watch the film. About an hour into the film I started to feel a little...bad. You see, normally I can deal with graphic violence on television but lately I have been processing a little bit of FUN! and GAMES! from my past. (See post below or just take my word for it.) Letters from Iwo Jima was not the best pick for me, personally. I got to the point where the Japanese soldiers begin to blow themselves to shit with hand grenades to give "glory to the Emperor" and I had to call a stop to the entertainment. TB put in the next movie, which I wisely pulled up on Imdb and looked up the parental guide information. I'm not in the mood for blood and gore today, and I'd like to give an old-fashioned "shout out" to Imdb for saving me some grief.
Teddy Bear's next four picks were on the Top 10 list of blah blah and he thought we would enjoy them. Let's see what they were, shall we? I have included part of the violence description from Imdb and links to the parental guides.
3:10 To Yuma: A wounded man is covered in blood, and a doctor inserts a pliers-like instrument into the patient's chest and brings out a bullet while the patient groans (blood spills down the patient's shirtfront and the scene ends).
Eastern Promises: Infrequent, but incredibly graphic violence. During the fight, he puts a curved dagger behind and mans head and slams his head back against it, the man screams and convolts as the dagger enters his brain. Another man is stabbed in the chest, but he is still alive and the nude man has to finish him off by stabbing him in the eye (a pool of blood quickly forms under his head.) In the film's first five minutes a mobster has his throat sawed through with a razor. Two men cut the throat of a young man while he is urinating, you cannot see what happened until the man removes his scarf, revealing a large gash and blood pours out like a fountain.
The Kingdom: The film opens with a suicide bombing of innocent civilians. There is frequent, often graphic scenes of violence throughout the film. There is brutal beatings(a man getting dragged around and punched repeatedly, marks of blood are seen on his face and neck later and a man is seen getting tortured early in the film.), plus people being shot in several different ways(head, chest, stomach, etc.).
Atonement: There are a scenes containing images of war victims and wounds, some soldiers have eyes missing, some are missing arms or legs, and there is a man with a visible hole in his head, showing the damaged flesh and matted blood.
That last sentence left me in almost tears with the WTF?! factor. TB and I were laughing our asses off because at the end of the day, what else can you do? I will finish up my Bank of America and Andre posts soon and hopefully get both of the topics out of my brain.
Teddy Bear's next four picks were on the Top 10 list of blah blah and he thought we would enjoy them. Let's see what they were, shall we? I have included part of the violence description from Imdb and links to the parental guides.
3:10 To Yuma: A wounded man is covered in blood, and a doctor inserts a pliers-like instrument into the patient's chest and brings out a bullet while the patient groans (blood spills down the patient's shirtfront and the scene ends).
Eastern Promises: Infrequent, but incredibly graphic violence. During the fight, he puts a curved dagger behind and mans head and slams his head back against it, the man screams and convolts as the dagger enters his brain. Another man is stabbed in the chest, but he is still alive and the nude man has to finish him off by stabbing him in the eye (a pool of blood quickly forms under his head.) In the film's first five minutes a mobster has his throat sawed through with a razor. Two men cut the throat of a young man while he is urinating, you cannot see what happened until the man removes his scarf, revealing a large gash and blood pours out like a fountain.
The Kingdom: The film opens with a suicide bombing of innocent civilians. There is frequent, often graphic scenes of violence throughout the film. There is brutal beatings(a man getting dragged around and punched repeatedly, marks of blood are seen on his face and neck later and a man is seen getting tortured early in the film.), plus people being shot in several different ways(head, chest, stomach, etc.).
Atonement: There are a scenes containing images of war victims and wounds, some soldiers have eyes missing, some are missing arms or legs, and there is a man with a visible hole in his head, showing the damaged flesh and matted blood.
That last sentence left me in almost tears with the WTF?! factor. TB and I were laughing our asses off because at the end of the day, what else can you do? I will finish up my Bank of America and Andre posts soon and hopefully get both of the topics out of my brain.
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6 Comments:
i'm adjusting to TB meaning Teddy Bear. it always makes me think of tuberculosis. or taco bell.
Sam,
He forgot the Christmas classics - Die Hard, Die Harder, and the exciting family flick, Gina Davis' Long Kiss Goodnight.
Seriously, try something silly. Kelsey Grammer's Down Periscope has action with only an unoccupied boat that blows up, and a little language.
The old John Wayne WWII movie In Harm's Way is pretty good. Father Goose with Cary Grant. The current National Treasure 2 and the original National Treasure (the only bodies are aboard a wrecked ship in the Artic).
Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson's Love Actually - a mix of love stories, a bit of language, mild and upbeat. Mulan, the Disney animated movie ("Get off the roof! Get off the roof!"). Must Love Dogs, High Fidelity (brief nudity). Tommy Lee Jones' Volcano, U.S. Marshalls, Man of the House.
A couple that you might find challenging, with abuse tie-ins: Mumford (mild and introspective), The Martian Child (I only read the book). George Burns and Brooke Shields in Just You And Me, Kid (this is kinda dated).
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I watched 3:10 to Yuma at the theater. I noticed that the production company makes horror movies, not action or westerns.
The Andre stuff is draining. Keep at it, life will brighten again.
Dang, yo.
Sam you need to rent the movie BIG with Tom Hanks. I will always like that movie. I wish I could just hug you until you were all better. My heart does go out to you. I just read the last few posts.... Daisy and I just got back from visiting her parents in Indy.
Hugs to you my blogin buddy
Wow!!! That's a lot of blood and violence. I'd rather watch some turn your brain off movie.
ugh. i agree, Sam. I am getting to the point where i won't watch any gore at all.
CN and i watched Rob Zombie's re-done "Halloween" this weekend -- I stopped watching half-way through, because i couldn't take it anymore.
i LOVE scary movies, but they are always full of gore nowadays! whatever happened to suspense? i am going to rent a bunch of alfred hitchcock movies and show CN what scary movies are!
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