Quote of The Day
It's okay to cuss at video games. They are not alive and they are not insulted.
~Chicken
*Updated: After hearing a rather ribald comedy skit on Sirius radio Chicken mused out loud: "Wouldn't it be cool if women could put bullets and gunpowder up their clams and then use it to shoot people?"
I swear there was a reason he was thinking about all this nonsense. The comedian was talking about men in the military saying "Yay to pussy and gunpowder, something, something" and Chicken was wondering what the lone female on the Navy ship would have to say about THAT and then decided that she should use the pussy and the gunpowder together to KICK ASS all over those rude sexist men that should really know better plus they are probably pussies, anyway. Anyone still wondering if Chicken is really my kid?
*Update #2: Remember that damned kid that was failing two classes earlier this semester and lying, cheating and stealing? Or at least lying about homework? Well today he wanted me to teach him how to calculate his GPA to determine whether he is going to get "honors" this semester. Yep, he's at a 3.4 right now, and 3.0 qualifies him for middle school "honors" the little know-it-all shit.
~Chicken
*Updated: After hearing a rather ribald comedy skit on Sirius radio Chicken mused out loud: "Wouldn't it be cool if women could put bullets and gunpowder up their clams and then use it to shoot people?"
I swear there was a reason he was thinking about all this nonsense. The comedian was talking about men in the military saying "Yay to pussy and gunpowder, something, something" and Chicken was wondering what the lone female on the Navy ship would have to say about THAT and then decided that she should use the pussy and the gunpowder together to KICK ASS all over those rude sexist men that should really know better plus they are probably pussies, anyway. Anyone still wondering if Chicken is really my kid?
*Update #2: Remember that damned kid that was failing two classes earlier this semester and lying, cheating and stealing? Or at least lying about homework? Well today he wanted me to teach him how to calculate his GPA to determine whether he is going to get "honors" this semester. Yep, he's at a 3.4 right now, and 3.0 qualifies him for middle school "honors" the little know-it-all shit.
posted by Sam at
5:22 PM
3 Comments:
Cussing at video games is still cussing. Your energy is distracted from solving problems (playing the game).
And cussing isn't about someone feeling insulted. Cussing is about showing respect. Practice cussing, and you practice showing disrespect, to yourself and others. Practice too often, and the respect remains a problem even if you manage the cussing.
I like cussing. There, I said it.
Anyway, the real reason I commented - Christmas morning after Abby had opened her 90 gazillionth LPS she said, "Dude, Mom! We've gotta email Sam and Chicken!" Then I got sick and nearly died and it kind of slipped my mind.
So not technically emailing, but letting you know that we now own at least 90 gazillion LPS, a Whirl-around Town, the Biggest Littlest Pet Shop and a Polly Pocket Cruiseship AND Jetliner. I know you probably don't care about the Polly stuff, but just thought I'd share my misery.
Yet more evidence for how hard Chicken rocks.
i will add it to the list.
your son is like a miniature male version of you. i love this concept.
as for the little GPA punk, i think you should shoot him with your pussy gun.
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