Good Morning
It is a rainy day. Chicken got home rather late last night from his Yuletide/Christmas/Churchy Play practice so I didn't make him take a shower. This morning I didn't want Chicken to wash his hair because I am not blow-drying the kid's hair at 7am and he kind of sucks at the blow dryer thing. (I swear this is going somewhere) I recommended that he put his hair in a pony tail and use my sexy-assed shower cap. So, I ask him to take off his shirt so I could help with the shower cap usage. He refused. I asked again. He refused. I patiently explained that if he put the shower cap on and THEN took off his shirt his shower cap would come off with it. He fidgeted. OMG!!
"Chicken, do you have morning wood?"
"Yes, " he replied in the most embarrassed voice ever.
"OMG. How about I show you how to put the shower cap on, you go into the bathroom and take care of it all by yourself?"
"That sounds like a good idea, " he sees a suspicious gleam in my eye. "Oh no. You aren't going to blog this, are you?"
"Of course I am," I reply cheerily.
"Chicken, do you have morning wood?"
"Yes, " he replied in the most embarrassed voice ever.
"OMG. How about I show you how to put the shower cap on, you go into the bathroom and take care of it all by yourself?"
"That sounds like a good idea, " he sees a suspicious gleam in my eye. "Oh no. You aren't going to blog this, are you?"
"Of course I am," I reply cheerily.
posted by Sam at
6:55 AM
6 Comments:
Nice. I am sure he feels REALLY safe with you and all your internet friends. Poor guy must live his awkward teenage years in front of us.
I LOVE THE INTERNET!
Poor Chicken! You're a horrible mother to blog this except that I know the little turd and he totally had it coming...if I had a nickel for every time he's impersonated you on the phone and tried to get grown-up talk out of me...HMPH, young sir, HMPH I say!
Poor kid...at least you're not sending him to school in sweatpants.
This afternoon, before Chicken gets home, check out the DVD for Love Actually (Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant). Check out the 'Nativity Play'. With both Lobsters. And the song they sing for the school pageant. Then check out the deleted scenes, for Bernie's Christmas Wish.
I think the sweetest vignette is the movie stand-ins that become involved.
NSFW, parental discretion, nudity, simulated sexual situations. A few really nice songs, some digs at the recording industry, and a few really nice people stories.
Mm. Sam, the movie and especially the deleted scene would be for you. You can decide if you want Chicken to watch it. Especially be clear, 'No drums!'
You're especially evil my dear. And I love it!
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