New House
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Remember how I moved (September 1st) and you asked for pictures and I said "yes" and then I promptly forgot to post them? Sorry! Here is a snapshot that Chicken took of me the morning of the move. Yes, it's not the best picture of me or the house, but LOOK! house! whee!
The wall behind me that looks yellow IS yellow but not THAT yellow. If you know what I mean. Also, Jeremy commented about me posting on topics that don't really move people to chime in and talk about stuff. Any topics that I should babble about? More pictures, road trips, school, penises (peni?), the big ole hairy vagina I saw one day in the locker room at the gym? I'm having trouble thinking with all the damn writing I am doing for school. Gah, the writing about feelings and teaching and learners and curriculum and culture and diversity and bah.
OMFG. Teddy Bear just walked up to me after farting and he trailed the shit (not literal shit, just the smell of it, fresh and rotting. Can things be fresh and rotting at the same time?) and STINKS Oh Lordy STENCH, I'm dying here. Fuck (I just had to put one "fuck" in there for good measure).
Remember how I moved (September 1st) and you asked for pictures and I said "yes" and then I promptly forgot to post them? Sorry! Here is a snapshot that Chicken took of me the morning of the move. Yes, it's not the best picture of me or the house, but LOOK! house! whee!
The wall behind me that looks yellow IS yellow but not THAT yellow. If you know what I mean. Also, Jeremy commented about me posting on topics that don't really move people to chime in and talk about stuff. Any topics that I should babble about? More pictures, road trips, school, penises (peni?), the big ole hairy vagina I saw one day in the locker room at the gym? I'm having trouble thinking with all the damn writing I am doing for school. Gah, the writing about feelings and teaching and learners and curriculum and culture and diversity and bah.
OMFG. Teddy Bear just walked up to me after farting and he trailed the shit (not literal shit, just the smell of it, fresh and rotting. Can things be fresh and rotting at the same time?) and STINKS Oh Lordy STENCH, I'm dying here. Fuck (I just had to put one "fuck" in there for good measure).
Labels: Backend, Chicken, House, Teddy Bear
posted by Sam at
9:14 PM
13 Comments:
Well, Sam, as I see the 20
comments listed from your
gorgeous gams, I'm reminded
of the sex sells.
I love reading all of what
you write - hope you're feeling the love.
:)
Cathi in Canada
Congrats on the new house,
looking forward to seeing
and hearing about you making it home.
Did Anna arrive last weekend, or is that this weekend ?
:)
Cathi,
Anna didn't make it, her house was burglarized the night before my party. Funny you should mention her, I'm working on pictures right now that I will be scrapbooking tomorrow of my dear Anna. I need to take a day off with my kid and visit Annaland for sushi (she hasn't met the esteemed Chicken yet!). I'm so glad you're still around, I look forward to your comments!
Try oatmeal on Teddy Bear, and a can of yogurt for each day he wafts a colorful 'puff'. Get that acidophilus population restored!
For the truly morbid, there are stories about times like that - in Randolph's collected Ozark folk tales book, 'Pissing In The Snow'.
FYI, by definition, the fart he administered was what we call 'crop dusting'.
Oh Sam you crack me up. I am laughing out loud! You're beautiful!!
The adventures of Chicken always garnered comments, and as usual sex, farts and bodily movements also illicit comments.
The more provocative the post the more you are going to get in return!
Thanks for mentioning me...
Jeremy
damn! You're looking awfully chipper on moving day! WTF?? I thought Moving House equals Stress. No?
if i say that i want to hear the penis stories, does that make me gay?
ha @ crop dusting!
I like the yellow, and you look cute cute cute for it being moving day!!
I'm partial to the "sex sells" posts...
Congratulations!! I like this picture as much as the HNT post.
I like the picture. And you crack me up!!!!
LOL @ crop dusting. i had forgotten about that term, because i no longer live with my brothers.
YAY for HOUSE!!!
i like the posts where you discuss things that are weird/gross at the same time. because that's when you're the funniest. :)
and chicken posts are always good.
I'm a bit scared of your thumbs, I must admit.
Nice legs, scary thumbs. Life is a trade.
Looking forward to seeing the house pics...
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