Fuckity Fuck Fuckers
I have the most fabulous audio file to share with you all. Most FABULOUS. I stole borrowed it from Eliza at her Doolittle blog. So funny. Ha ha ha. Oh, I guess you want it, huh? Okay, clicky here.
Fire update: Although I was urged to "STOP, DROP AND ROLL" by the aforementioned Eliza, I have not yet begun to burn. The mountain to the south is still looking ominously BAD and SCARY but I am holding fast. I am also stuck the fuck inside the house because the last fires resulted in one Sam entering the yucky hospital with lung badness. And forevermore I shall pay more for health/life insurance because my asthma, once thought to be "just fine but a little fucked off" now is "bad enough to send one to the hospital" and therefore life-threatening and let's charge her quadruple because the Insurance Industry in the U.S. sucks my ever-loving asshole.
Reader's Digest Version: Not on fire.
Fire update: Although I was urged to "STOP, DROP AND ROLL" by the aforementioned Eliza, I have not yet begun to burn. The mountain to the south is still looking ominously BAD and SCARY but I am holding fast. I am also stuck the fuck inside the house because the last fires resulted in one Sam entering the yucky hospital with lung badness. And forevermore I shall pay more for health/life insurance because my asthma, once thought to be "just fine but a little fucked off" now is "bad enough to send one to the hospital" and therefore life-threatening and let's charge her quadruple because the Insurance Industry in the U.S. sucks my ever-loving asshole.
Reader's Digest Version: Not on fire.
posted by Sam at
1:31 PM
2 Comments:
Reader's Digest Version: Not on fire. I may make that my new tagline.
I know it isn't a funny subject, but when I got to the "Reader's Digest Version" I had to bust out laughing. :)
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