Asshole
Chicken gets a lot of shit at school for the long hair + cutesy looks thing. I keep telling him to just grow a fucking beard for fucks sake but he won't listen. Damn kids. One of his schoolmates (a 7th-grader) calls him a girl. Chicken disagrees vehemently, so the 7th-grader retorts:
"Looks like a girl, talks like a girl, acts like a girl, so must be a girl!"
Chicken counters with:
"Looks like an asshole, talks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, so I guess that makes you an asshole, huh?"
The 7th-grader shuts the fuck up. Yeah, that's my boy.
On another, more somber note...what the fuck is up with the comments, people? Or should I say, lack of comments? Because I feel like I'm playing with myself here, and if I'm playing with myself, why do I feel bad when I neglect you guys? I'm not sure what my point is, I'll post whether or not there are comments, but sometimes, a little love would be nice. Just a little.
"Looks like a girl, talks like a girl, acts like a girl, so must be a girl!"
Chicken counters with:
"Looks like an asshole, talks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, so I guess that makes you an asshole, huh?"
The 7th-grader shuts the fuck up. Yeah, that's my boy.
On another, more somber note...what the fuck is up with the comments, people? Or should I say, lack of comments? Because I feel like I'm playing with myself here, and if I'm playing with myself, why do I feel bad when I neglect you guys? I'm not sure what my point is, I'll post whether or not there are comments, but sometimes, a little love would be nice. Just a little.
posted by Sam at
10:56 PM
13 Comments:
Oh, but Sammie, I still love ya!!!!
hugs from Carlsbad!
Oh wow, just discovered I had an old blogger account I guess... yeah eh, maxou is moi, Stella. That cool chick from North County. Hey I never got an email back from ya. I assume you're a v. busy woman, so I'll forgive you for that ;-)). And yes, you teach El Pollo well!
Yep, I'm guilty of not commenting. Sending love from Philly!
Comment whore ;-)
Seriously, I know how you feel. Comments are nice. Hint, hint.
I'm in UR komments, keepin' kwiet.
Sam,
It seems a shame that kids still pick on each other. But then, I watched a father at the flea market Sunday. He was playing, kicking lightly at his boy. Boy was kicking back. Simple everyday roughhousing. And people wonder where kids learn to hit and punch and call names, and wonder why no one else thinks it is fun.
Hope Chicken tells the next bozo, "Thank you. I was looking for a bully that I could use to practice being courteous."
I leave comments when I feel I have something to add. :-) I read all your posts and love em all!
Totally a comment slut.
Maybe you should try POSTING once in a while. This blog thing is a two way street you know. YOU post. WE comment.
I read daily too Sam. You've been giving us a lot of info not necessarily in need of comment or open to discussion.
I don't think chicken should change his looks to be like the herd. He is unique. And that makes him uniquely "chicken" there's always one asshole in every school.
Stay the course. So where have your HNT and beauty posts gone???
Come on Share with us. Give us something to talk about...
Jeremy
I LOVE Chicken. Good for him that he takes no shit.
I stop by here regularly and comment. I am sending you some LOVE.
I just pewped. It was good. I thought of you. Wanted to share.
Luv,
Me.
Chicken is so RAD!
dang. i can't top anna's comment. i was going to tell you that i have cramps. but hers is way better.
so i will just go with this one:
GO CHICKEN!!!!!!!
ah, making your readers proud since.....um, well, whenever. a long time.
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