Yep, We're Moving
Day 1 of moving: Done.
Day 2 of moving: Tomorrow.
Oh my fuck it stinks in here. My Dude just took the NASTIEST shit ever in the world of shitting. I think he is stressed out by all the boxes and mayhem, because his ass usually smells like roses. Whew! Stinky! Impressive, but stinky.
posted by Sam at
10:24 PM
8 Comments:
Good luck on the move! Whatever you do, do not let your Dude mix stress shits with any intake of Taco Bell or he will be able to take out small children.
Sam,
It could be worse. Apples were always my downfall. The SBD would be astonishing, until I finally figured out the connection. I remember a memorable morning cleaning the hog house with my Dad. Imagine, I smoked an experienced farmer away from a task like that! Amazing. Forty years ago, and I still recall the wonder on Dad's face, along with the tears. It was only a ten minute break, then back to work. But still.
I find a cup of yogurt helps clear the air in a day or so.
Enjoy!
Ha- poor dude. Must you emasculate him on here?
Done moving yet?
Makes me glad I didn't adopt that cat!
Dud has IBM. Don't judge. Just love him in all his stank.
jeez, how many moves have you made recently? Good luck.
gus farts on us on purpose. always silent, always deadly. bitch.
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