Motherfucker
First off, I must say that moving right now wasn't so much my idea as much as it was a gentle suggestion from the in-laws. Gentle suggestion. Motherfucker. That's all I can muster right now, because moving + newish marriage + new middle-schooler + new back-to-schooler + what the fuck APA formatting? = my new favorite word, Motherfucker. I am so god damned tired that I cannot even begin to blog coherently. And yes, Aughra, I moved in March (temporary stay with in-laws, see "gentle suggestion") and now I am moving again. I will not move again until we are buying a house/having a baby. Without one of those very good reasons you will have to pry my cold, dead corpse out of this adorable house. I suppose "dead" and "corpse" together seem rather redundant, huh? I guess it is better than "reanimated" and "corpse" because that would be a whole 'nother motherfucking story.
Labels: Moving, School, Stupid Twats
posted by Sam at
12:07 AM
12 Comments:
Daisy and I have an inside joke about reanimated... I laughed when I read it here. Hope the motherfucking move goes ok!
Sprinkling you with holy water and feeding you gluten-free chocolate (just in case chocolate has gluten to start with).
Ahh, the circle of life: When things progress from clamfuckers to motherfuckers. Looking forward to the day when my personal turmoils can progress to the golden age of saggy twat fuckers.
Although I am kind of vain, so it might always be the Clairol Buy a Double Batch and get a Snatch to Match Rejuvinated twat fuckers.
Hope everything calms down soon! I died reading your comments on Gay sex this morning.
Look at the bright side - you have you OWN cute house. Yep, there was certainly drama getting you there. But at LEAST you are there - free to be as clean as you want - which in your case means you have a bottle of bleach, rubber gloves and a face mask ready after anyone breathes.
Oh wait - that me. Never mind.
OH WOW!!! I hope this move goes as painlessly as at all possibly. AAAAHHHH, Family!!! There is nothing like it!!!
Sending you a big ole hug and lots of good thoughts.
http://citationmachine.net/
Use it, love it, thank me later.
Considering that as of last January I hadn't written a paper of any kind in 16 years, I totally had no fucking memory of MLA or APA formats. A friend put me onto that site and it landed me an A in English. No, my skillz had nothing to do with it - it was the website alone.
aaaack!! i feel your pain, Sam. you need some good ol' monkey sex to burn off all the stress.
soon, you will fall into a comfy routine of controlled chaos. then it will all be ok.
until then, don't forget i can (sorta kinda) help you with APA stuff. you have my email. :)
Geez, I'm behind!
Okay, here goes:
Congratulations on movie.
Congratulations on starting in on your new educational career.
Yes, APA sucks and I should know because I'm an instructor at a college. And you know what? I don't require it, or MLA or even AAA of any of my students. So maybe you should be attending my college, huh?
Congratulations on movie? MOVIE?! What the hell is that?! Geez, what was I on when I typed that? I'll say caffeine because we all know that's about as hard a drug as us Mormons would ever get hooked on, right?
Anyway, I meant to say "Congratulations on MOVING!"
jesus christ, you don't like to live sans drama, do ya?
i just wanna say im jealous of anyone who can talk about their inlaws on line. SO JEALOUS. and of course good luck with the move! :)
i hope dude is cool with it.
Dearest Shit Head,
POST SOMETHING.
Luv,
Anna
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