What The Fuck, People?
For those of you that simply could not process the previous post, I give you a visual aid:
Def Leppard. THE BAND. Get it? He named his leopard DEF. How fucking cool is my kid now, huh? Yeah, that fucking cool.
In other Chicken news, upon arriving on California soil, the child had a list of demands:
Yesterday, as I slept in preparation for my midnight to seven am shift, the Teddy Bear and the Chicken went out to eat and then to Walmart to buy life's essentials. When TB suggested that they saunter by the video game section, Chicken delightedly agreed and noted victoriously that "Mommy isn't here so we can look at video games AS LONG AS WE WANT!!" Yes, I am the cock-blocker of video game madness. I offer no apologies.
Def Leppard. THE BAND. Get it? He named his leopard DEF. How fucking cool is my kid now, huh? Yeah, that fucking cool.
In other Chicken news, upon arriving on California soil, the child had a list of demands:
- A Starbucks Caramel Macchiato on the rocks.
- Thai food, specifically Pad Thai and Thai Iced Tea with Boba.
- Japanese food, specifically sushi goodness.
- A pool party to be thrown in his honor, details to follow.
- Endless hours of Viva Pinata (a Xbox 360 game), played while firmly planted next to the Mommy
- Joyous hours spent with friends that showed up at the front door (magically) the day after Chicken arrived home
Yesterday, as I slept in preparation for my midnight to seven am shift, the Teddy Bear and the Chicken went out to eat and then to Walmart to buy life's essentials. When TB suggested that they saunter by the video game section, Chicken delightedly agreed and noted victoriously that "Mommy isn't here so we can look at video games AS LONG AS WE WANT!!" Yes, I am the cock-blocker of video game madness. I offer no apologies.
posted by Sam at
12:57 AM
8 Comments:
ha @ cock buster of video game madness. I used to have to FORCE my ex to leave that section in Target... I swear video games are one of the reasons why we broke up. Well that and his small dick.
Carry on.
Have fun with Chicken!!! When does school start?
I may have said this 4 million times already...but the Chicken is cool.
hehehe.. I don't do that anymore.. block video games.. that is. ;P
When u wanna see Becoming Jane?
duh me, of course, Def Leopard.
Sounds like he had a blast.
Cathi
in Canada
Ha, I love that list of demands. I could do with a bit of Thai and Japanese, too!
Seeing the picture of Sheffield's finest, Def Leppard, reminded me that the one-armed drummer was once on charges for beating his wife.
I always wondered why she didn't just walk to the other side of him, where there was no arm.
DANG i have always wanted to try boba drinks. are they good? they sound really kick ass.
mmmmmm......thai food..........*drools*
LOL @ video cockblocking......
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