I'm Gonna Cut You, Bitch!
Step back muthafucka!It turns out that my job involves inventory in a way that I would have never imagined when I focused my degree on inventory controls and supply chain management. I'm unloading pallets, opening boxes and putting shit on the shelves. I'm working my ass off and every muscle is sore.
My new best friend is this here Husky box cutter. I've only cut myself once so far, but many boxes have felt the thundering doom of my downward swiping. I am the BOX KILLER! Oh, and I'm also the shampoo, conditioner and hair product putter-awayer. It's special, people. Really special.
Labels: Work
posted by Sam at
12:23 AM
16 Comments:
That's a damned badass piece of weaponry! Do you get to take it home with you too?
that is one scary box opener...
Could come in handy for my ex cheating bastard... lol KIDDING!
HHNT!
Scarey Happy HNT!
LOL HHNT!
I bet people are much nicer to you when you hold that thing. :)
ha at dating dummy!
I bet it does take away some of your rage, no?
see it as a build-in work out. No reason to go to the gym when you get to use your oh so toned arms at work.
Sam, wtf! I thought this would be a clergy kind of job. Unpacking, shelving? What????
There must be a better job for out there or they must pay a shitload of money to do this. This numbing your brains!
Scary knife. :-( Belated HHNT
Sam Sam Sam... Be careful. I am way to fat and out of shape to do what you do. My hat is off to you dear. I do cut lawns though on fridays after work. Today it is gona be 95. Have a good weekend.
OH WOW!!! That looks like a wicked tool! Have a good weekend.
Wow, that's one big scary box cutter. It's kinda awesomefantastic that your cuteness is wielding one, though. It's like Angelina Jolie (did I even spell that right?) shooting people in Tomb Raider.
idea to make this funner (i know that's not a word. but it should be.):
blow up pics of people you hate.
print them.
tape them to box top before cutting.
enjoy the bliss.
wait! you didn't file workman's comp????
if annoying people come up to you, asking stupid questions, you can just wave that in their face, and they will go away.
come to think of it, i should start holding one of those.....it would make my job oh so much better.
I've almost severed my own artery with the sharp edge of a saran wrap box. I wouldn't stand a chance in hell with a tool like that. ;)
Dude email me your address so I can stalk you and you can scare me away with that damn thing...
No serious I need to "lighten" my scrapbooking supplies collection and I am selling it on Craigslist but I pulled out all the GOOD SHIT for you...lol
Serious I blogged about it today including pictures...LMAO
Nice fuckiing knife. Bitchface*.
*I say this because you can't cut me over the internets. Ha ha!
I also can't spell. 'fucking' knife. Fucking keyboard…
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