Half-Nekkid Thursday Tuesday

I haven't posted a HNT in ages, and certain people (Osbasso) have bugged me mercilessly about the lack of nekkidness. Part of the problem is that when Teddy Bear takes a half-nekkid picture he does it with the professional knowledge of one that has taken half-nekkid (and sometimes all nekkid) pictures of hot chicks posing in front of hotter cars. According to him, if the pose doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right. I feel for all the America's Next Top Model girls, because DAMN it hurts when he takes my picture. But then he photoshops it to add interesting colors and layers and I don't know what the hell he does but BAM! I end up looking at the picture and saying over and over "I have a NICE ASS. A really, really NICE ASS." Of course, you don't get the full splendor of the ass because occasionally I have some modesty. But rest assured, the ass is nice.
I originally wanted to show off how long my hair has grown after chopping it off at the shoulders, but instead I had to tuck my head down just to expose my froggy tattoo. My hair is a mighty growing beast and I haven't had a haircut in five months. I also wanted to show my scorpion tattoo, so TB highlighted my two tats and managed to only catch a little bit of the crazy Sam hair. I'm fairly certain that certain *ahem* people would rather see the ass than the hair, so there you go!

For those of you that don't know what HNT is, please visit Osbasso and tell him Sam sent you. He'll catch you up to speed right quick!