Fucking Bastard
Dude killed my laptop while on a mission to wake me up for a 5am feeding. He did this by accidentally pouring a glass of water into the back of it. Fucker. In the insanity caused by my grief over the loss of my dear computer I sat down to watch two hours of 40 vs. 20. There was nothing else to do, don't look at me like that.
Teddy Bear decided that my choice of television show was not appealing, and even though he was content surfing the Internets he had to fucking go and ruin my fun. By Googling 40 vs. 20 and telling me: "Oh, by the way... Jen and Amanda win tonight."
Fucking Bastard.
Teddy Bear decided that my choice of television show was not appealing, and even though he was content surfing the Internets he had to fucking go and ruin my fun. By Googling 40 vs. 20 and telling me: "Oh, by the way... Jen and Amanda win tonight."
Fucking Bastard.
Labels: Dude, Teddy Bear, WTF
posted by Sam at
9:35 PM
4 Comments:
Sam,
Thankfully you can still find your way to express a Monday's worth of family life online!
To get back at him you might pick up a bodice ripper at the library, then read one or two sentences aloud every page or two as you read the book. Do read in bed. Maybe while munching graham crackers.
That or demand a really snazzy replacement computer. Dell has a decent price break on now, and on refurbished systems, too.
What a punk. I bet you forgave his furry little face almost instantly.
I cannot condone watching such nonsense!
Jesus, what a shit day. I would've cried over the laptop. I did when my heel collided with my old one on a cold, snowy morning. I've never gotten as excited about snow days since.
omg, that SUCKS. i'm sorry. hope you can get a new one ASAP! did you lose everything? i'm thinking about your pictures. :(
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