FMS Indeed
I'm tired so here's my bulleted list for the day:
These are DAILY pills, plus I have two supplements now that aren't pictured. Also? The big-assed bottle with the yummy arrow pointing to it? Vicodin. HA! Bitches! Even cooler is a new pain pill that I've never tried before which promises to kill pain without the accompanying constipation that vicodin brings. I love to shit, so the no-shit of the vicodin kills some of the happiness.
Okay, more another day. I'm fucking tired. Remind me to tell you all about the stupid fucking semi truck that took out part of a bridge and made my journey to Riverside two hours instead of 45 minutes. All while it hurts like a son of a bitch to sit down. Thanks, Mr. Truck Driver. Really. Thanks.
- I went to the specialist today and it seems that I have FMS.
- Although it sucks, he seemed hopeful that with a combination of this drug and that drug and this supplement and that blah blah that I would be able to get to a much healthier place.
- I actually have hope that I can get a better quality of life. Yay for hope!
- I got TWO shots in the ass cheeks for the hip pain. Yay for painkillers!
- I got THREE more prescriptions.
- Some really old lady in the waiting room commented on my lovely shoes. My Gladiator shoes. Suck IT Anna. Old people like my shoes.
These are DAILY pills, plus I have two supplements now that aren't pictured. Also? The big-assed bottle with the yummy arrow pointing to it? Vicodin. HA! Bitches! Even cooler is a new pain pill that I've never tried before which promises to kill pain without the accompanying constipation that vicodin brings. I love to shit, so the no-shit of the vicodin kills some of the happiness.
Okay, more another day. I'm fucking tired. Remind me to tell you all about the stupid fucking semi truck that took out part of a bridge and made my journey to Riverside two hours instead of 45 minutes. All while it hurts like a son of a bitch to sit down. Thanks, Mr. Truck Driver. Really. Thanks.
Labels: Gladiator Shoes, One Sickly Bitch
posted by Sam at
11:44 PM
11 Comments:
Holy Fuckspam Sam!
Say goodbye to your libido. I'm slightly jealous of the vicodins~share please and thank you.
I second what the first guy said...
That's quite the tidy pile o'pills ya got there! Keep an eye on the Vicodins!
If you were to ask my wife, she would tell you that you can be cured without all those drugs. And considering how many you have to take, I do think there's a better way. At the risk of sounding all "flower-child-ish" have you considered alternative/naturopathic medicine?
Also, I really like the new image. Isn't the drop-shadow tool the coolest?
Not too long ago I had also some major back ache, just popped up out of nowhere. As a last resort I took 2 vicodins on an empty stomache which ended up being a baaaad choice.
Ever had weird reactions to this stuff, like feeling spacy and dizzy and shit?? Not enjoyable!!
btw, you can start your own pharmacy with your stash!
good luck!
Mmmm, vicodin! Glad there's hope. We like hope.
ok, i don't know who this essie person is, but it sounds like she's wasting vicodin. which means, she doesn't deserve to have them.
and holy SHIT your doctor hooked you up, Sam!!! am v. jealous, as you are fully aware of my torrid love affair with anything in the narcotic (opiate?) family, specifically vicodin.
*in gollum voice*
my precioussssssssssssssssssssss...
so yeah. keep an eye on those. it's a good thing i'm like....an assload of hours away from you. otherwise, i'd be sneaking into your house to steal them.
okay so educate me of the oh so wonderful effect vicodin can produce....
I have quite a stash from dental visits, seems dentists are eager to hand out presciptions for the stuff after crowns, wisom tooth extraction etc.
Not to that I'm looking to start some kind of addiction!! I just never noticed anything magnificent.
i've taken one vicodin in my life... thank god for prescription *cough* drug user friends! anyways, that was the BEST thing she could have ever given me for this weird crick in my neck thing i woke up with one morning.
hope everything gets better. sorry you had to sit on your ass for 2 hours. ick
Ok Vicodin is like crack to me, serious it makes me a speed head..lol thats why I stopped taking it and have DRAWERS full of it (from when I broke my neck)
Vicodin is for wusses.
Okay not really. I am a super big fan of the pain patches. And shots. I now have emergency shots. Shots that I can give myself. But I havent been ballsy enough to try them yet. Im saving it for the "oh my god its 3AM and I will kill myself if the pain doesnt go away NOW" moments. Thank fuck I havent had one because I dont know if I could give myself a shot. (am I posting on your blog? Im sorry)
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