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Essie wanted to know where to look for new posts and juicy, succulent tid-bits of nekkidness. Essentially, this blog is where to be for the latest and greatest of Sam's Stories. The other blog is 99.5% designed to be a launching pad for other people's new templates. The only time I will post a "Story" there is when my Sam's Stories server is down and it's a REALLY important story. Like Half-Nekkid Thursday is here and I have the bestest picture of Dude to post and MY SERVER HATES ME.
As a newlywed with marital duties to perform night and day, I haven't posted much lately, but tomorrow I shall strive to post meaningful sentences on the JOY of SEX and Golden Spoon gift certificates. Golden Spoon is a fabulous frozen yogurt establishment with MANY gluten-free flavors and this just in-a gift card from Golden Spoon is a proper way to say "Congrats on your wedding". Did you know that? Because I was shocked and surprised to open a beautiful card from my mother with not one, not TWO but THREE Golden Spoon gift cards (one for myself, Teddy Bear and Chicken) in the stunning amount of
As a newlywed with marital duties to perform night and day, I haven't posted much lately, but tomorrow I shall strive to post meaningful sentences on the JOY of SEX and Golden Spoon gift certificates. Golden Spoon is a fabulous frozen yogurt establishment with MANY gluten-free flavors and this just in-a gift card from Golden Spoon is a proper way to say "Congrats on your wedding". Did you know that? Because I was shocked and surprised to open a beautiful card from my mother with not one, not TWO but THREE Golden Spoon gift cards (one for myself, Teddy Bear and Chicken) in the stunning amount of
Five dollars each!!!
Holy shitstorm, batman! Okay, I guess I already spilled the magical beans of my Golden Spoon story, but aren't you glad? Because I'm so happy to have that off my chest. The weight of those gift cards, it is a heavy burden. Tomorrow I shall eat frozen yogurt and think to myself "Damn, this is why I got married. Frozen yogurt. The joy."
Holy shitstorm, batman! Okay, I guess I already spilled the magical beans of my Golden Spoon story, but aren't you glad? Because I'm so happy to have that off my chest. The weight of those gift cards, it is a heavy burden. Tomorrow I shall eat frozen yogurt and think to myself "Damn, this is why I got married. Frozen yogurt. The joy."
posted by Sam at
1:50 AM
3 Comments:
Your mother was always a big spender! I think we should all pitch in to have someone give her a facial, then a rubdown~bukakke style!
Oh Wow!! Was that all she gave you for a wedding gift??
And If I have you make a header for my blog, how will you get it into my blog? I am sorry, but I am technologically inept.
actually, tobiwan, according to an episode of nip/tuck, a bukkake rubdown would be quite beneficial to any woman.
supposedly, man squirts have special vitamins/amino acids/mystery ingredients which make your skin young and supple-looking.
of course, i am going to make a trip to miami to see drs. troy and mcnamara in the hopes that THEY can give me a free sample of said bukkake rubdown.
then, i will not only have young, supple skin, i will also be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of birthing multiple offspring, courtesy of julian mcmahon's (aka dr. troy) incredible....manliness.
sorry. i get off track when people bring up man squirt.
what i meant to say was, yeah, WTF kind of gift is that? no offense to your mom.
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