Mooooving
Not dead. Busy packing & moving & stressing the fuck out. Please somebody just fucking stab me already. Stabbity-stab-stab. Please!
ok, uhhhhh ... fuck.! i hate. when. teddy bear. posts. for me. because my poor, abused hands are covered in greasy "hand" lotion and he won't let me touch his brand new laptop. and my laptop is downstairs & the fucker won't get it for me, no matter how hard i suck.
Will return when the hell that is moving is over, or, i am dead. In which case, i will be posting post-mortem.
ok, uhhhhh ... fuck.! i hate. when. teddy bear. posts. for me. because my poor, abused hands are covered in greasy "hand" lotion and he won't let me touch his brand new laptop. and my laptop is downstairs & the fucker won't get it for me, no matter how hard i suck.
Will return when the hell that is moving is over, or, i am dead. In which case, i will be posting post-mortem.
posted by Sam at
11:04 PM
8 Comments:
Moving is a bitch!!! Good luck to you and Chicken with the move.
Sam, we hope you survive. Dead people's posts are usually pretty boring. And I agree...keep your "greasy" hands off a new laptop.
Good luck! Sending out good vibes in hopes that you don't kill someone!
UGg moving.... I can not wait for these posts..lol
Make sure the FIRST thing you unpack at Teddy Bear's parent house is your vibrator collection... then display it for all to see.
THEN you will feel RIGHT at home.
Nothing like moving. That is when you find out who your true friends are! Good luck!
I am not feeling the love. And that is saying something, because I ALWAYS let people feel me up.
Also - I'm drunk. But thats ok. I can stop whenever I want.
dying is just a cop out from lifting heavy boxes, unless its TB that stabs you, then you totally get out of it. um, hope TB has stabbed you.
(good luck with the move!)
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