Happy Fucking Birthday Y0!
Yep, that's right mutherfuckers. Today is my birthday. I am 33 and loving it. Hopefully I'll get some great birthday pics today and be able to post them tomorrow so you can see how good 33 can look. Yes, I'm full of myself. I'm trying to recover from the I went to the doctor's office today and not only did they not realize it was my birthday they WEIGHED me and the nurse laughed when I requested to be weighed NUDE like I was just kidding.
So... 140lbs with clothes on my pretties. The nurse said that for 5'4" that's in the normal range, but FUCK! Then she tried to soothe me with the standard "but you're not smoking and that's the important thing". GAH!
Also, Miss Joie de Vivre requested that I post picture #2 of Dude The Cats infamous appearance on Stuff On My Cat because it wouldn't load for her. Here it is:
For those of you animal hugging people, please note that Zada, the fierce warrior bitch that belongs to my ex-husband #2 was declawed and for all of her aggressive swinging and batting the effect is somewhat like being beaten with a cotton ball. Dude, my sweet stoner cat has CLAWS but prefers to settle things passively. They no longer live together. I like to say that my ex traded one bitch for another. Ha ha ha.
And... last but not least... to Boobless Brigade Master and Bunny~n~Early I purchased Royal Canin Special 33 to hopefully help Reina's poor stinky runny ass. Dude is rather pissed off because he doesn't like the smell of it, but he can stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
Enjoy my birthday! W00t!
So... 140lbs with clothes on my pretties. The nurse said that for 5'4" that's in the normal range, but FUCK! Then she tried to soothe me with the standard "but you're not smoking and that's the important thing". GAH!
Also, Miss Joie de Vivre requested that I post picture #2 of Dude The Cats infamous appearance on Stuff On My Cat because it wouldn't load for her. Here it is:
For those of you animal hugging people, please note that Zada, the fierce warrior bitch that belongs to my ex-husband #2 was declawed and for all of her aggressive swinging and batting the effect is somewhat like being beaten with a cotton ball. Dude, my sweet stoner cat has CLAWS but prefers to settle things passively. They no longer live together. I like to say that my ex traded one bitch for another. Ha ha ha.
And... last but not least... to Boobless Brigade Master and Bunny~n~Early I purchased Royal Canin Special 33 to hopefully help Reina's poor stinky runny ass. Dude is rather pissed off because he doesn't like the smell of it, but he can stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
Enjoy my birthday! W00t!
posted by Sam at
10:30 AM
10 Comments:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! *dances round to celebrate for ya*
Sitting back, watching Andi dance!
Happy Birthday, Sam!!
Well Happy Happy Freaking birthday girlie!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO! :)
my parents MADE me declaw Gus because she was ruining THEIR home and it was cat goes or she gets declawed she is 13 this year gus is getting OLD i hope dude does not mind and older lady. MARQUEE (in the photo i sent you) is NOT declawed evil bitch.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Congrats on starting your 33rd year as you mean to go, offering yourself naked to hot (?) nurses.
I love this pic - Zada is one angry pentup bitch. I still get starstruck over is the other pic tho. Dude is just too cool. I cant get over 'knowing' a cat on that site. It inspires me to put ridic things on Fatcat.
Haha, I'm still fucking older than you...but you're not much farther behind.
You're still old...but I love you to death.
Happy birthday, belatedly. You're 33 and I'm soon to be 44. That makes us like 11th cousins or something, doesn't it? Maybe it means I've been drinking.
could it be???? that your birthday is the DAY BEFORE MINE???
this kicks ass.
i know this would be cooler to you if i were older, but i'm not. tee hee!
happy super-ultra-belated birthday, btw.
smooches.
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