What The Fuck Are You Doing?

So, what are you doing? I'm working on a website for a dear friend of mine. If you're keeping track, that is excuse #1435 in the list of Why I'm Not Blogging. I have PROOF of this illicit endeavor, however. A picture of what the site looks like today, including my burgeoning Photoshop prowess. You see, I wanted to post a picture of my friend's new cow baby with the happy mommy cow. But... as any woman that has given birth knows, the vagina isn't so glorious right after having a baby. There is STUFF hanging out and shit. I didn't want to post THAT on the website so I photoshopped it out. It looks brilliant, as well as the rest of the glorious site. Fucking awesome if I do say so myself. Go ahead, click on it and make it BIGGER. Oh, and it's not on the world wide web, so you can't actually go there yet. I'll let you know when it's ready.