Uh...Sorry?
Very busy indeed. Still in the land of the living and WOW! am I living. And not posting. Or reading. Or mastering the language of the English peoples. Having too much fun and stuff. Oh, and I have a post almost done except I don't have the time to finish because of all the busy-ness.
Just a hint: this week I met the Teddy Bear dad and stepmom. Tonight I meet the Teddy Bear mom and stepdad (who are driving all the way down from central California). Argh! Needs more Xanax and such. Lovely people but GAWD stress. Imagine, if you will:
"Hi, I'm Sam and I'm almost 6 years older than your son and I've been divorced TWICE and I have a son that is almost ten and I'm haggard and OLD and I have enough baggage that they have to weigh the shit and charge me extra at the check-in counter. Please like me. Please?
Oh, and stepmom? Yeah, that's right. You're less than ten years older than I am."
Holy fuck. The cradle has been robbed and is bare and shit. That is all for now. You see what I'm dealing with here?
PS Anna? Yes, YOU that Anna. I'm going to be in OC next weekend and if you don't stop bugging me about my non-postingness I'm going to hand-write you a post and deliver it to you via your vagina. So there. Otherwise, what's you's doing next weekend?
Just a hint: this week I met the Teddy Bear dad and stepmom. Tonight I meet the Teddy Bear mom and stepdad (who are driving all the way down from central California). Argh! Needs more Xanax and such. Lovely people but GAWD stress. Imagine, if you will:
"Hi, I'm Sam and I'm almost 6 years older than your son and I've been divorced TWICE and I have a son that is almost ten and I'm haggard and OLD and I have enough baggage that they have to weigh the shit and charge me extra at the check-in counter. Please like me. Please?
Oh, and stepmom? Yeah, that's right. You're less than ten years older than I am."
Holy fuck. The cradle has been robbed and is bare and shit. That is all for now. You see what I'm dealing with here?
PS Anna? Yes, YOU that Anna. I'm going to be in OC next weekend and if you don't stop bugging me about my non-postingness I'm going to hand-write you a post and deliver it to you via your vagina. So there. Otherwise, what's you's doing next weekend?
posted by Sam at
12:25 PM
13 Comments:
I will be partying with you.
You non posting bitch.
Im sure thay loved you..how could they not?
Glad you are having a good time with teddy bear..you sound happy. :)
Really, I agree with Anne. You are adorable. How could they not like you. Have a fun time and don't worry about us waiting on your every word. :)
At least you got a good reason for not posting.
I predict they'll love you, Sam.
I'm sure they'll love you. You're a funny gal. Although you may want to hold back on saying the word "fuck" until at least your third meeting with them. ;) Too much Sam at once may be, well. Too much. hehe
Hey...don't worry about the age and all that crap - my sister-in-law is six years older than my brother, met him when he was a mere lad of 22 and she had a 5 yr old and an ex husband....- they've been happily married for six years and have since had two kids.
Don't sweat that small stuff.
my mom's always sooooo hard on any girl i brought home, regardless. i think it's only important that HE likes you. the rest of it, they can choose to like you and make everybody happy, or be miserable by themselves. it's none of their business.
I'm not sure how you could not be loved by your boy-toy's parents. I mean, you swear up a storm sometimes, and I still love you. Heck, you could be dating my 9-year-old son, and I'd still probably love you.
Don't do that, okay?
By the way, being six-years older than your significan other isn't all that big a deal. I'm nearly seven years older than my wife, but that doesn't stop her from thinking I'm just a big kid.
Screw em all gorgeous, you post when you feel like. Have fun live life, bloggers will still be here when you get back, it's like death and taxes, it's the third absolute in life!
As everyone else said, how could they not like you? If they don't like you we'll break their kneecaps.
dude, (you, not your cat) you sound just like my best friend, Lady Starfish. she can give the same schpiel to her man's parents. minus the kid. substitute 2 dogs and 3 cats.
i love her. and i love sam. you are cool, trust me.
glad you are having fun!!!!!!!!
i don't think i could go on with out your blog. i don't that is all.
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