Half-Nekkid Fuck You!! Mix

How to tell when a fellow blogger wants to bump uglies with you but in a totally non-sexual way:

• They read your blog.
• They invite you to read their blog.
• They send you totally nude pics of themselves and their loved ones.
• Or, as an alternative in special situations, totally clothed pics of persons referenced above.
• They email you telling you how fucking fantastic you are, or at least that you don't suck the hugest donkey dick ever. (By the way, Clerks II was fantastic in a donkey-dick-sucking kind of way)
• You exchange REAL names.
• And then addresses.
• And you don't end up with a creep breathing heavily into your bedroom window at night.
• But you do end up with the most kick-ass mix CD ever in the world of mixed CDs + an adorable Dr. Seuss card. Sam I AM!
• By the way, I've never had a mix CD before.
• I never imagined that my first mix CD would have Fuck You!! Mix written on it. I swooned.

The moral of the story? Virginia Belle wants to hit it. It being me, the Sam of wonderous wonders. Except (as I mentioned before) in a totally non-sexual way. Get your mind out of the gutter, dear readers. Thanks to VB and my total lack of motivation this week's HNT is a cheesy camera phone shot of previously mentioned glories + my vagina. Or, more realistically the place where my torso meets my legs which are daintily crossed and clothed with panties that do not show even a hint of muff. No diving allowed. Thank you.