The Best Vows EVER!!

My buddy Corinna finally got hitched and her main man/husband(!!) ABC wrote the most amazing vows:

Our Vows:

i promise to love, honour and cherish you to the max.
for richer or poorer,
for better or worse,
in sickness and in health,
and on all federal holidays.

in the presence of these people staring at us,
i, your name, take you, other your name,
to be my wife/husband, forever and ever, and ever,
until we die to death.

The Ring Vow:

take this off at your own peril

Go visit her and wish them the happiest/stoniest life together!