Sweating My Balls Off
I checked in on my blog a few hours ago, and noticed something strange on my Weather Channel thingie.
Holy shit people. One hundred and eleven degrees. The average is 91° and the previous record set in 1982 was 100°. I know, you don't come here for weather updates. But damn I am hot, and not in the sexy, oh baby please do me kind of way. More like, "Hey baby, wanna feel the sweat dripping down my back, into my butt crack" and "Gee did you notice the huge wet splotches beneath my breasts?" Yucky fucking yuck.
Sidenote: If you've noticed the absence of posts/replies to comments lately all will be explained soon. Shit has been going down at the Sam Casa, and I'm not ready to discuss it yet. Don't worry, I still blove you all lots and lots (rubbing sweaty ass up against you).
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Holy shit people. One hundred and eleven degrees. The average is 91° and the previous record set in 1982 was 100°. I know, you don't come here for weather updates. But damn I am hot, and not in the sexy, oh baby please do me kind of way. More like, "Hey baby, wanna feel the sweat dripping down my back, into my butt crack" and "Gee did you notice the huge wet splotches beneath my breasts?" Yucky fucking yuck.
Sidenote: If you've noticed the absence of posts/replies to comments lately all will be explained soon. Shit has been going down at the Sam Casa, and I'm not ready to discuss it yet. Don't worry, I still blove you all lots and lots (rubbing sweaty ass up against you).
posted by Sam at
4:10 PM
10 Comments:
Yeah, it's freakin' HOT HOT HOT!!!
We're dying here.. I'm missing living in Leucadia right about now, it's a whole heck of a lot cooler on that side.
My boob sweat is my sexiest summer accessory.
Hope things get straighted out there.
It's a bit cooler here, but my air conditioner upstairs konked out! On a friday night of course, and I leave for vacation first thing Monday so it will stay out for a while. At least it's still cool downstairs.
Hope stuff works out at home.
Yes, it sucks here. And not to sound like a d*mn tree hugger or anything, but all this stuff being presented on Discovery Channel and that movie An Inconvenient Truth has me thinking about why it's been getting this hot lately.
I can so relate to the sweat beneath my breasts. Hey that should be a song..."Did you ever know that your the sweat beneath my breasts..." I do not like to sweat at all!
We will be here when you are doing better. We understand.
I just have to say I freakin' love your writing. Your tone, you lack of censorship... *sigh*
Sorry to hear you're dealing with shit. I have a little shit of my own that I and I alone have to deal with.
Damn!!! I think the whole country is hotter than normal. It has been ungodly hot AND humid here in South Jersey.
I love it when you rub your sweaty ass against me.
Sorry about the Casa Shit. That blows.
But thank you for the mental picture...
hey there, titsweat!
nothing's hotter than a sweaty schwa.
not that i'm speaking from experience...
i like to take very cold showers with Bath and Body Works Green Clover and aloe scent. it is heavenly when you are hot and sticky. oh, and popsicles are good too. shit. seriously, that is really hot. don't shrivel up on me, ok? SamRaisins just sound gross. So don't stay out too long in the sun.
sorry to hear about Muchos Problemos @ Casa del Sam. hope they go away soon. quitcher bitchin or else i'll have to get all corny on you and send you virtual {{{{hugs}}}} like that. and i know you don't want my tittie sweat all over you.
.....or do you?
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