Women 101
H3.2 has a habit of saying things that guys should NEVER say. Remember the shoe fiasco? Oh, and speaking of my super cute sandals... Thanks Anna. My adorable new sandals are now known in this household as my Gladiator shoes, because of your comment. Thanks. Really.
Continuing on to present day, H3.2 said something that unintentionally hurt my feelings earlier today. I'm pouting even though I know that he didn't mean it. He just has man syndrome sometimes. I was talking to Chicken just a few minutes ago about the situation, and thought I should share:
Chicken: When is H3.2 getting home?
Sam: I don't know. I'm cranky at him.
Chicken: Why?
Sam: Because he said such and such.
Chicken: DOH! He needs to take Women 101. Actually, that probably won't do any good because no one can truly understand women.
Continuing on to present day, H3.2 said something that unintentionally hurt my feelings earlier today. I'm pouting even though I know that he didn't mean it. He just has man syndrome sometimes. I was talking to Chicken just a few minutes ago about the situation, and thought I should share:
Chicken: When is H3.2 getting home?
Sam: I don't know. I'm cranky at him.
Chicken: Why?
Sam: Because he said such and such.
Chicken: DOH! He needs to take Women 101. Actually, that probably won't do any good because no one can truly understand women.
posted by Sam at
6:50 PM
9 Comments:
That boy is wise beyond his years.
Chicken has it correct. No one can truly understand women... I ditto Kats remark.
lol
peace...
As soon as any man begins to even remotely understand women, women go and change the syntax rules.
I shall refer you to this entry here, and leave it at that.
Ask a Silly Question.
Men don't understand ANYTHING - they just argue it's women in general that are hard to understand. Hell, men don't understand wiping the rim of the toilet if they miss... how the hell are they to understand perfection? It will never happen.
All else fails - put on your Roman Army shoes and kill him....
i often forget to think before i speak and it causes REALLY fun times ;0)
you know sam sometimes i think you give dooce a really hard core run for her money with your (forgive me for calling it this) mommy blogging posts. heather better watch out.
and to think i had such high hopes for Chicken!
there are only three things you need to know to understand women:
1. your woman is always the thinnest, smartest, funniest, prettiest woman in the room.
2. we are always right.
3. it's always the man's fault.
i thought we made a public service announcement about this??? gah, men are stupider than i thought.
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