...says 'What?'
Heard tonight in the Sam household:
Please note that I have no problem with being a homo of any sort, I do know what a dick is for, I never say "what's up dog?" and I don't walk around saying "hoo" in my panties. I do say "hoo" while butt-assed naked, however. Isn't butt-assed redundant? Speaking of naked, I have some upcoming HNT's that are going to blow your shorts up. Way up.
If you are sitting there thinking "WTF" to yourself (as you usually do while reading Sam's Stories) H3.2 and I are totally juvenile. But we like it that way.
A homo says "what?"
You have a dick for on your forehead.
It smells like updog in here.
Someone says that you look like an owl.
You have a dick for on your forehead.
It smells like updog in here.
Someone says that you look like an owl.
Please note that I have no problem with being a homo of any sort, I do know what a dick is for, I never say "what's up dog?" and I don't walk around saying "hoo" in my panties. I do say "hoo" while butt-assed naked, however. Isn't butt-assed redundant? Speaking of naked, I have some upcoming HNT's that are going to blow your shorts up. Way up.
If you are sitting there thinking "WTF" to yourself (as you usually do while reading Sam's Stories) H3.2 and I are totally juvenile. But we like it that way.
posted by Sam at
11:01 PM
10 Comments:
I like it when you tease us about your HNTs!
Ya'll are weird. But in a fun kind of way. :)
You have me drooling already... you tease.
I like" It smells like updog in here."
Makes no sense, but then it makes all the sense in the world.
Kinda like the saying " Snakes on a plane." You REALLY don't know what it means - then they make a moive and name it that.
So if you focus your energy and the get updog saying out to the people as you are doing now - a movie title could be in your future. Now go with God little grasshopper....
such weirdos.
(I want to hump your leg, but you knew that.)
you're a crackhead. in a good way.
No offense to you, but I already have someone who does a pretty good job of blowing my shorts up.
Y'all make me feel normal. I used to think we were odd.
Liquor in the front.
Poker in the rear.
Oliver Clozeoff
Judy Feltersnatch
Dixie Wrecked
Hugh Jass
Ahhh... being juvenile.
i don't get the first one. what does a homo say? (in case you missed it, i am kind of ditzy blonde sometimes.)
and i really don't get the snakes on a plane thing.
???
the other ones i get. whew! there is hope.
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