Thursday, May 04, 2006

HNT Balls

For today's installment of Half-Nekkid Thursday, I bring you a plethora of nekkidness PLUS a comic-style narrative to increase your nekkid viewing pleasure.


Dude the Cat: Hey Possum, what the fuck is that? Are those your BALLS? And Sam's knees? Are you between her legs? Oh my GAWD she's holding your balls. WHAT IS THAT?

Possum the Guinea Pig: Holy fuck. She's holding my balls. She won't show this picture to anyone, will she? I can't believe she's actually holding MY BALLS. Why? That fucking bitch Virginia Belle. She asked for a HNT of my balls. Damn her. Damn her all to hell. Didn't she realize that Sam would do this? I am humiliated. I must end my life. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye.



Go see Osbasso for more half-nekkidness with fewer animal balls, and don't forget to visit Estella's Revenge for the second installment of the greatest webzine EVER!!

32 Comments:

Blogger Lee Ann said...

Love the kitties!
Wow, I didn't know a guinea pig would look like that!
Happy HNT!

8:49 PM  
Blogger Crimson said...

This is too funny :) HHNT!

8:54 PM  
Blogger BTExpress said...

Those are some uh, uh, big balls you have there? Happy HNT Possum!

9:00 PM  
Blogger lecram sinun said...

ROFLMAO! You take the cake on this one! Cheers and Happy HNT!

9:02 PM  
Anonymous jen said...

LMFAO, OMG damn ass funny!!! Happy HNT

9:05 PM  
Blogger Phain said...

Guinea Pig BALLS - buaaahhhaaaahhhaaahh - too 'effin hysterical...

*~*Happy HNT*~*

9:07 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

Umm..your Possum has bigger balls than my ex-boyfriend...

9:23 PM  
Blogger littlefeet said...

omg...damn funny...

peace...

10:11 PM  
Blogger Sunny Delight said...

rofl great post! HHNT!

10:42 PM  
Blogger Wenchy said...

I'm so not an animal person, so I am just gonna go with the HAPPY HNT bit! LOL

10:43 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Sam, you are fucking hilarious.

Happy HNT.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Osbasso said...

I think I might have disturbing dreams tonight. We generally don't encourage bestiality on HNT...

11:18 PM  
Blogger Schadeboy said...

This is hillarious, but the commentary is the best part. Truthfully, I don't usually enjoy looking at male balls no matter the species.

I don't mean to say that this is any exception.

Happy HNT.

11:30 PM  
Blogger badgerdaddy said...

Holy fucking shit.

1:00 AM  
Blogger WDKY said...

I love it! And that's a fine pair of balls :-)

Happy HNT x

2:47 AM  
Blogger Manblogger641 said...

MY GOSH THOSE BALLS ARE HUGE!!! I bet he is a hit with the lady pigs.

4:43 AM  
Blogger Kat said...

Guinnea pig balls. Just when I thought I'd seen it all!

I can't believe Dude hasn't tried to eat him. My cats want into the backyard at the rabbit so bad they can't stand it. And she's almost as big as them!

5:00 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

bwahahahahahahahaha - I was sooooo not expecting that! Good one, Sam!

5:18 AM  
Blogger Cindy said...

Wow. Guinea pig balls. Now I've seen it all. Imagine what I would be missing from life if I didn't read your blog.

5:38 AM  
Blogger aughra said...

That's hilarious. Look at those!!

And I love that Possum and Dude hang out.

6:39 AM  
Blogger Tobiwan said...

You're pinching that poor rodent's balls together...he wasn't uh...making any funny noises at the time you were doing that, was he?

Completely off the subject, have I told you what a pretty pussy you have?

6:46 AM  
Blogger Spencer said...

Funny HHNT!

7:30 AM  
Blogger MG said...

too cute. HHNT

7:34 AM  
Blogger AWE said...

I am scarred for life.

7:35 AM  
Blogger betchacantguesswho said...

Im speechless. HHNT1

8:26 AM  
Blogger bornfool said...

new phrase: "Hung like a stud Guinea Pig."

8:50 AM  
Blogger Redneck Diva said...

I just hope to fucking hell that you washed your hands afterwards! There is no amount of GermX in this universe that would disinfect me if I touched a guinea pig's balls. You are my new non-germphobe hero, Sam.

9:13 AM  
Blogger Virginia Belle said...

YESSSSSS!!!!

Sam, you are the best.

Although, those are kinda....gross. And much larger from that angle than i had figured....i guess you don't always realize what you wish for. But i still think balls are hilarious.

Poor Possum. I kinda feel bad. you should add: "No Possums were injured during the filming of this blog post." then i will sleep better.

p.s. does he hump stuff?

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Erin said...

Holy shit batman! Those are some BIG balls! Dude must be jealous! :) HHNT!

5:58 PM  
Blogger Gerbera Daisy said...

Good Grief!!! I have never seen guinea pig balls before. Mwahh ha ha ha!!!!

7:19 PM  
Blogger A. Estella Sassypants said...

So wrong on so many levels. But funny? HELL YEAH!

9:52 PM  
Blogger Cold Hands said...

you are so very wrong (but still hot)

10:27 AM  

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