Chicken's Take
When Chicken arrived home this evening after his church youth group, I showed him the previous post. He doesn't read all my posts, but I figured that he would get a kick out of that one. Then I donned the shoes and showed my them to my boy. His response:
"You know, I usually don't go for that style of sandal. But you, Mommy, can pull it off. I really like them."That is my boy. I've trained him well. Honestly mixed with a totally plausible version of sincerity. He didn't gush, he just spoke in a matter-of-fact tone that made me giddy with my accomplishment. I have created the ultimate man. His future mate better kiss my ass.
posted by Sam at
8:27 PM
11 Comments:
Okay..that does it. I think that Chicken is made up. No kid is that cool.
Well..except for the fact that I watched his piano recital.
You should start a mini boot camp where all of our insensitive men get to be Chicken-trained.
Good job Sam! I agree with Anne, you should start a program to re-program men. Call it the Chicken program.
I think some women would benifit by going to Chickens training class on how to act as well. All things being equal.
some woman, probably yet unborn or an infant, is thanking you immensely! you have trained him well!
The boy's on his way to becoming a supreme diplomat. People who know how to apply the right amount of sugar go really far in this world.
Maybe I could use some lessons?
ummmmm - if you mention "future mate" again as in, not specifically Miss B, I may have to drive my ass to San Diego and stake our claim in person. That is all. carry on.
trained or brainwashed? Sometimes, there's a fine line.
Anna's comment is brilliant! We'll send all of our husbands, boyfriends, brothers, sons, etc. to Chicken and he can kick their asses into shape!
Chicken rocks. Plain and simple.
I love your boy!!! He is such a great kid and you should be proud as hell.
i agree she better your son never sounds anything but amazing! even when he annoys you silly ;0)
see, you just have to train them when they're young.
perhaps give Chicken a nightstick to beat H3.2 over the head when he says something stupid?
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