Doody Pants
Anna is a bitch. She went to Hawaii and didn't take me. I hate her lots. She smells like poo.
That is all.
That is all.
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My name is Sam. I jam out with my clam out. Every day. Even the days when the clam is unshaven or just plain funky. There is no life without the clam.
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That's really inconsiderate of her to go and not offer to take you!
Enjoyed your blog and it sounds like you are a great mom, too, form your previous post.
What a twat. She totally should have invited you. Hell, what will her vacation be without a little Sam!?!?!
She probably doesn't realize how much more fun she would have had if you went along.
Maybe it will rain on her everyday, or a tidal wave, or something.
I would have taken you AND Chicken to Hawaii if I were going... Just sayin...
Bornfool that isn't funny about the rain Gerberadaisyduke was there for 15 days and it rained 14. Can you say depressing?
bitch.
want me to beat her up? i have big tattoo it makes me LOOK tough.
I've been to Hawaii. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Okay, that's not entirely true. It's surrounded by water, it's incredibly beuatiful, and the women there are hot. But I just was trying to make you feel better.
Hawaii was great. Everyone I saw gave me a big pat on the back and a huge pile of thanks for not taking you. Hawaii was grateful. Can't say I blame them.
AHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
that's ok, sam. you can go on vacation with me!
i'll let you know as soon as i go somewhere.
you would be ill advised to hold your breath.
sorry. i'm poor.
feel free to crash on my couch if you ever want to relish in the joy that is south cackalackie.
or not.
i don't really blame you. it's an acquired taste.
trailer parks aren't for everyone.
but the BBQ is delish. :)
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