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So, I did. And boy, am I glad to have received the sage advice that this site has to offer. Did you know the important facts about penis girth?

"Penis girth is the measure of how thick around your penis is. This is sometimes overlooked but is very important, especially to women." (Especially to women? As opposed to sheep? Or pigs?)

The site even lists step-by-step instructions on the proper measurement techniques to determine your EXACT girth. In the case where your girth and length are inadequate, you might get a comment like the one from Gina:

"I have been dating a man who I think is wonderful. We have so much in common, and everything is great. The problem is that when we have intercourse, I can't feel his penis inside of me. There is also no contact with my clitoris. It doesn't matter how long he goes, I can't feel his cock."

Wow! I was under the impression if the hole was too big, or the penis too small, you could just do it for a longer period of time and BAM! you are satisfied. Then I was sure that fucking around the edges is the only way to compensate for penis/vagina size disparity. That is, until I read more on superlongpenis.com. I'm sure that someone, somewhere thought that this website contained serious information needed by the stunted penis masses. However, I just had a grand ole time laughing my ass off while reading about penises. I recommend this site to anyone that needs a little lift.

Speaking of super long penises, I was talking dirty to Dude (the cat) the other day like I always do, and during my propositioning H3.2 looks and me and states:

"It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

I knew that I kept him around for something.

In other random musings, I'm confused about the "Cool site on spread pussy" part of Superlong's comment for a few reasons:

• I thought about the marketability of pussy spread, which would either be a spread to put on the pussy (like butter, jam, etc) or a spread that tasted like pussy.
• Then I thought about the lack of actual genital pictures on my blog, and wondered how this site could be considered a "cool site on spread pussy"
• Therefore, I went back to thinking about the pussy spread. It sounded more intriguing.

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