Sunday Bloody Sunday
Just a little post to tide you over until I tickle your insides again....
H3.2, Chicken and I went to Baskin Robbins this evening to enable my chocolate fix. Two scoop hot fudge sundae, peanut butter n chocolate + jamoca almond fudge. Heaven. I get whipped cream, nuts and a cherry. Someone else eats my cherry, because YUCK if they aren't fresh off the ?? whatever they grow on... wait... President... chopped.. oh they must grow on a tree, huh? So I call out in the middle of Baskin Robbins, "H3.2, Chicken, which one of you wants to eat my cherry?" I chuckle inwardly like the dirty girl I am...
Later, as I am coming up for air 3/4 of the way through my sundae H3.2 is starting to eat his sundae and pouts. "I should have asked for no nuts," he complains. "I'll eat your nuts, honey" I reply with a perfectly straight face. I really do like nuts, although my inner ears itch when I eat them. Same with bananas and certain other foods. Back to the story... I innocently offer to eat H3.2's nuts. Chicken looks at me and says "Uh...Mommy that doesn't sound so good." Wow. Half of me is proud because I'm a twisted bitch. The other half of me thinks it's fucking hilarious. The other other half pouts because my innuendos are not going to pass by Chicken's head any more. Fuck. (Sorry Schadeboy. I mean gosh darn it!) And a teeny tiny part that I can easily ignore says "Shouldn't you be ashamed of yourself?" Nope. He's a kid. He knows what nuts are and he has no idea that people actually eat/lick/suck/slobber all over nuts for REAL. At least I didn't teach him that. I hope fourth graders aren't talking about that in school. EW.
And now I bid you adieu as I yell "Brutal Carnage!!" at the Xbox360. I love Kameo.
Sidenote: How is the new & improved comment response system working?
H3.2, Chicken and I went to Baskin Robbins this evening to enable my chocolate fix. Two scoop hot fudge sundae, peanut butter n chocolate + jamoca almond fudge. Heaven. I get whipped cream, nuts and a cherry. Someone else eats my cherry, because YUCK if they aren't fresh off the ?? whatever they grow on... wait... President... chopped.. oh they must grow on a tree, huh? So I call out in the middle of Baskin Robbins, "H3.2, Chicken, which one of you wants to eat my cherry?" I chuckle inwardly like the dirty girl I am...
Later, as I am coming up for air 3/4 of the way through my sundae H3.2 is starting to eat his sundae and pouts. "I should have asked for no nuts," he complains. "I'll eat your nuts, honey" I reply with a perfectly straight face. I really do like nuts, although my inner ears itch when I eat them. Same with bananas and certain other foods. Back to the story... I innocently offer to eat H3.2's nuts. Chicken looks at me and says "Uh...Mommy that doesn't sound so good." Wow. Half of me is proud because I'm a twisted bitch. The other half of me thinks it's fucking hilarious. The other other half pouts because my innuendos are not going to pass by Chicken's head any more. Fuck. (Sorry Schadeboy. I mean gosh darn it!) And a teeny tiny part that I can easily ignore says "Shouldn't you be ashamed of yourself?" Nope. He's a kid. He knows what nuts are and he has no idea that people actually eat/lick/suck/slobber all over nuts for REAL. At least I didn't teach him that. I hope fourth graders aren't talking about that in school. EW.
And now I bid you adieu as I yell "Brutal Carnage!!" at the Xbox360. I love Kameo.
Sidenote: How is the new & improved comment response system working?
posted by Sam at
7:49 PM
5 Comments:
Another blogger just posted about this very thing. It's annoying, for this reason alone, that our children are growing up. How are we supposed to sneak in those sexual suggestions to our partners with those little ears who have big pictures?
Who knows what the kids are talking about in school. I like your new comment response system.
I thought you needed help shopping? Blogging and shopping. My two favorite hobbies.
I think kids know more than we think. Does Chicken ride a school bus?? What are the ages of the children riding the bus?? I swear my kids learned all kinds of stuff on the school bus.
I remember being a kid. I remember riding the schoolbus. I remember learning all kinds of horrifying things about what people do to each other with their nether regions. It was just about the sickest thing I ever thought you could do. Why on Earth would any guy want to stick his thing in there?!
There were a few details left out, but I figured them out.
And I can't tell you how cool it is to be singled out on Sam's blog!
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