Pajama Time!
I got a fifty dollar gift card from H3.2 to use at Victoria's Secret. I want cute pj's. Problem: cute/sexy-ish pj's that won't freak out Chicken. I want something to wear that will be comfortable, make me look good/give H3.2 horny thoughts/not scar my child. What is a girl to do? Can I still call myself a "girl" at age 32? YES I CAN DAMMIT!! Plus I don't want long sleeves, I want to hide any bloat, and I want to look FABULOUS.
Example 1:
I will be cold.
My bloat will look bloaty.
She looks like she is about to get freaky with herself.
Example 2:
HAWT. However, I'm missing the rack. And I'm not so into paying for years of therapy after Chicken watches me attempt to wear this outfit. Also, see her thigh? The one without ANY meat on it. Not so sexy. You could cut yourself on that thigh.
Example 3:
I am not a lemon.
My favorite color is yellow.
I do NOT wear yellow.
The sleeves? They are long.
'Nuff said.
Example 4:
What is this?
How can you do anything in this?
Is that the point?
I give up.
Please help.
I don't want to have to visit the store.
I want to buy online, like Kat does.
So here are the rules:
Not too baggy, not too sexy. No long sleeves. No long skirtish thingy. I'm 5'3ish and wavering between 117 and 124. I have B cups. I nursed. I'm 32. I am NOT a super model. Oh, and remember that I may go to the mailbox in it and SHIT it's cold outside in San Diego during the winter. I had this hard stuff on my windshield one morning. My windshield wipers wouldn't make it go away. Oh, and not too much over 50 bucks unless it's perfect. AND... I'll HNT it for everyone.
PS Sandra Boynton ROCKS!
Example 1:I will be cold.
My bloat will look bloaty.
She looks like she is about to get freaky with herself.
Example 2:HAWT. However, I'm missing the rack. And I'm not so into paying for years of therapy after Chicken watches me attempt to wear this outfit. Also, see her thigh? The one without ANY meat on it. Not so sexy. You could cut yourself on that thigh.
Example 3:
I am not a lemon.
My favorite color is yellow.
I do NOT wear yellow.
The sleeves? They are long.
'Nuff said.
Example 4:What is this?
How can you do anything in this?
Is that the point?
I give up.
Please help.
I don't want to have to visit the store.
I want to buy online, like Kat does.
So here are the rules:
Not too baggy, not too sexy. No long sleeves. No long skirtish thingy. I'm 5'3ish and wavering between 117 and 124. I have B cups. I nursed. I'm 32. I am NOT a super model. Oh, and remember that I may go to the mailbox in it and SHIT it's cold outside in San Diego during the winter. I had this hard stuff on my windshield one morning. My windshield wipers wouldn't make it go away. Oh, and not too much over 50 bucks unless it's perfect. AND... I'll HNT it for everyone.
PS Sandra Boynton ROCKS!
posted by Sam at
9:12 PM
12 Comments:
OK, I'll help. Not that I normally dress women, but your descriptions of the clothes had me rolling...
So, here are my suggestions:
Comfy looking!. But I'm not too sure about the colors. Don't want to be running around looking like a piece of fruit. But, hell, you do live in Cali!
Sexy, yet cute! Of course, I wouldn't expect you to trollop around with your hoo-hoos hanging out. I do suspect it comes with buttons. Or at least velcro.
Just for shits and giggles. Actually, it's just a piece of fabric. Fuck! I could make that! If anyone could pull this off, they should be shot. Repeatedly. I'm just sayin'...
Aww, for fucksake. That last one got fucked up some how. Here it is. Sorry for the let down.
This first one is cute. It has pants, a cami, and a little cartigan just in case it gets chilly. Or if you want to draw a striptease out longer. option 1.
There are four colors to chose from.
These are cute.
These look comfy. Not sure if they inspire sexy though.
Well there are a few ideas. Gosh, I hope I did those links right.
Damn, none of the pictures are working on this work computer. I'll have to check them out at home.
It doesn't matter what you wear though, you would be sexy in nothing at all.
Okay, here's the deal. I'm afraid I can't help you because for me, a pair of sweats and a t-shirt on a woman is enough to get me thinking about what's underneat all that. So really, I don't have much to add. I'll leave it up to the others.
I do have a question that's way off the topic, though. You said it's cold in San Diego in the winter time. Can I take that to mean it's cold there right now? And do they use the same weather in Carlsbad as you do in San Diego? I only ask because I'm taking my two boys back to Legoland in about ten days. We're camping at the South Carlsbad campground (on the beach) and I want to make sure I won't freeze to death. What do you think? Feel free to resopnd via e-mail.
Ah, I love Sandra Boynton too! It's Pajama Time!
As for the PJs, good luck. I can never find what I like at VS. Except their underwear. The kind that doesn't look like granny panties ;) And they last forever!
i bought succesfully some chemises from VS. I'll send you some examples per email...
every now and then i go into a change room at our knock off VC with a #2 and i just laugh i cann't seem to wear that shit. i try but i just don't have a rack and it looks stupid. i feel like a 10 year old in dress up.
btw, I would never go outside in SD in only my nighty since it is too friggin' cold out here right now!! throw on a bathrobe or something, woman!
that white one - I wore that on my wedding night - it's actually pretty hot and cute and comfy and fun!
oops - missed the part about chicken seeing it - the white is completely see-through - i've worn this around miss b and she's not scarred...and don't most men just generally go wild when you don anything but boxers & a t-shirt??
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UK-192255&page=1&cgname=OSSLPCHEZZZ&rfnbr=696
"hard stuff on the windshield"
you know you are from San Diego if you can not remember the term "Frost" if you ever get confronted with it in the early morning!!!
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