I Peed A Little®
This week's winner is none other than our very own Virginia Belle. Virginia commented twice on the same post (the post before this one), and the contrast between her comments was fucking fantastic. I also realized that I'm a total and complete asshat and had overlooked adding her to my frequent visitors list. Oops. Sorry! If anyone else notices me fucking up like that, just comment/email/call/stalk/etc. until I pull my head out of my ass.
Part I
oooooh, that just made my friday. thanks, sam. too funny. don't you hate it when those little buggers slip out like that??? this makes me glad i use tampons.
you should have warned just the men. i think women can handle this story. that was freakin' hilarious. i was cackling away. i'm sure my coworkers are like, "what is so f'in funny?" my stomach hurts from reading it, so i know you meant it when you said you were laughing just as hard. i would have fallen over if i had been in your spot. i would have ended up on the floor, naked and wet, laughing my ass off.
i'm loving your blog for all of the BC/bodily funtion tips i get. first it was the pube grooming, and now this...i'd forgotten about "instead".
ok, off i go to look at may ling...
Part II
oh. my. god.
*VB hurls into office trashcan.*
1. why would anyone ever do something this disgusting? if this isn't a sign of mental instability, i don't know what is. she needs meds.
2. great! as if we need men thinking women are crazier than they already do!
3. how do you know about this artist, let alone her website?
4. very few things literally make me sick to my stomach on sight. this is one of them. after 4 photos, i had to leave.
5. i wonder what the health department would say about this.
6. at least it would be hard to imitate her work. i bet she saves a fortune on copyright.
7. i wanna read a review of her show at the museum in NYC. i bet it's...juicy.
aaaaawww! that was bad. i'm sorry.
ok not really.
I was laughing so hard that Chicken came running into the room to see what was going on...the hallmark of a winning comment. In response to this comment and others, I had never seen May Ling Su before yesterday. I don't like the sight of blood, so I do not enjoy my period quite as much as she does. I was diligently searching for some spice to add to my post and May Ling fit the bill perfectly. Also, bravo and wow to Schadeboy for single-handedly delivering two of his children. That's right, ladies...he DELIVERED THEM. On purpose. By himself. For all you men that get queasy when we ask you to buy us tampons, Schadeboy has set a standard that NONE of you will achieve. Bow your heads in shame. Thank you.
Part I
oooooh, that just made my friday. thanks, sam. too funny. don't you hate it when those little buggers slip out like that??? this makes me glad i use tampons.
you should have warned just the men. i think women can handle this story. that was freakin' hilarious. i was cackling away. i'm sure my coworkers are like, "what is so f'in funny?" my stomach hurts from reading it, so i know you meant it when you said you were laughing just as hard. i would have fallen over if i had been in your spot. i would have ended up on the floor, naked and wet, laughing my ass off.
i'm loving your blog for all of the BC/bodily funtion tips i get. first it was the pube grooming, and now this...i'd forgotten about "instead".
ok, off i go to look at may ling...
Part II
oh. my. god.
*VB hurls into office trashcan.*
1. why would anyone ever do something this disgusting? if this isn't a sign of mental instability, i don't know what is. she needs meds.
2. great! as if we need men thinking women are crazier than they already do!
3. how do you know about this artist, let alone her website?
4. very few things literally make me sick to my stomach on sight. this is one of them. after 4 photos, i had to leave.
5. i wonder what the health department would say about this.
6. at least it would be hard to imitate her work. i bet she saves a fortune on copyright.
7. i wanna read a review of her show at the museum in NYC. i bet it's...juicy.
aaaaawww! that was bad. i'm sorry.
ok not really.
I was laughing so hard that Chicken came running into the room to see what was going on...the hallmark of a winning comment. In response to this comment and others, I had never seen May Ling Su before yesterday. I don't like the sight of blood, so I do not enjoy my period quite as much as she does. I was diligently searching for some spice to add to my post and May Ling fit the bill perfectly. Also, bravo and wow to Schadeboy for single-handedly delivering two of his children. That's right, ladies...he DELIVERED THEM. On purpose. By himself. For all you men that get queasy when we ask you to buy us tampons, Schadeboy has set a standard that NONE of you will achieve. Bow your heads in shame. Thank you.
posted by Sam at
4:05 PM
7 Comments:
Those were good comments. I avoided the "art" link in fear, but now I have a perverse need to see for myself. Damn curiosity!
And, I'm severely impressed with Schadeboy.
Ok, yeah she's disgusting. I think her mind is warped from having NO BOOBS! Am I the only one that noticed that???
that virginia belle. she's one awesome bitch.
That May Ling Su thing is just bizarre. I mean what a freak! What the hell does her husband/boyfriend think? And Schadeboy! Amazing!!
Uh... do I even want to ask what an 'Instead' is? Probably not. I still found the clot story pretty funny, even as a guy.
Funny thing here is, I know exactly what an Instead is because my wife uses them. And she swears by them.
I really don't deserve the accolades, but I appreciate them none the less. Truely, the credit for delivering our babies goes to my wife. She did all the work (there's a reason it's called labor). I pretty much just sat there with the catcher's mitt.
But truth be told, guys! There is nothing in the world that compares to catching your own baby. After doing this twice, the idea of letting the first hands my baby touches be those of a stranger is not appealing anymore. I actually cried when I held my first daughter for the first time, and it hit me that my hands were the first hands she ever touched.
I'm going to have to blog that whole experience one day.
i'm still nauseous from that website. eww. i mean, ewww.
yeah, schadeboy gets some props for that. seriously. if i was married to him, i would make him breakfast every morning. that is a cool thought that the first hands that touched his daughter were his own. very cool moment, i bet. what a loving father/hubby.
still, i would have freaked out. "Whadda ya mean there's no doctor???!!!" is what i would have said. but i'm glad it all went well.
thanks for the compliments, Jennster and Sam. and i was wondering when i would make the list! ;)
and sam, thanks for the retro commenting! i love it when people do that. especially when they read the squirrel story. i love that story.
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